This is a short drabble about something stupid that me and my hetalia obsessed choir friends did during lunch at Songfest! I don't own hetalia.
"Hey everybody who am I?" a loud American said placing a bottle on his forehead.
"I'm a unicorn yeah!" America said laughing.
"Oh I know! Your one of England's little magicy friends!" Italy cried happily.
"You mean one of his dumb imaginary friends! Hahahahahaha!" America laughed loudly.
"They're not imaginary stupid America!" England yelled.
"How about we put this bottle to some use. Like say spin the bottle?" France said with a suggestive smirk.
"What that's totally inappropriate!" England complained.
"Yeah no way am I kissing any of you!" America said actually agreeing with England on something.
"Come on guys where's your party spirit?" Hungary asked popping up between the two.
"Hungary when in the world did you get here?" America asked surprised.
"We'll play won't we Germany?" Italy asked eagerly.
"No way!" Germany protested.
"I'll play." Greece said seeming to come out of thin air.
"I'll play too!" Russia said with his creepy smile pulling a terrified Latvia with him and placing him on the floor.
"When did you all get here!" Germany asked.
"Come on Germany like Hungary said where's your spirit?" France asked.
"Fine I'll play." Germany grumbled as Italy pulled him down to sit at that table with everyone but America, England, and Hungary.
"I'm going first!" France declared and spun the bottle before anyone could protest. The bottle spun around as everyone watched praying they wouldn't be the one to kiss the perverted French man. The bottle began to slow and landed on . . . GERMANY!
"Ooohh looks like I get a kiss from monsieur Germany." France said with a perverted look. Germany jumped out of his seat and flung himself across the table and started choking France and hitting him. Italy tried to get Germany to stop, America and England were laughing and rolling on the floor, Greece just sat there petting his cat, Russia was smiling creepily while poking Latvia in the face and Hungary was over with Japan who had mysteriously appeared and was now taking pictures!
There all done how random and yes this did actually with our France and our Germany! I just laughed so hard when this happened (don't worry Germany didn't actually hurt France in real life!) REVIEW!