A/N: Just a little thing I thought of Friday night while being bored. Read and review? Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own CSI or any of the characters.
National Dress Up Day
"Greg?"
"Yeah?"
"Why are you smoking a pipe?"
The young lab tech looked up at his company, and smiled, making sure his teeth stayed tight on the spout. Taking the bottom in his grasp, Greg removed the pipe from his mouth, exhaling string of smoke.
"Why Miss. Sidle, don't you know?"
"Know what?" She asked, raising an eyebrow.
"It's national dress up day."
"What?"
"National dress up day. You know, like national 'talk like a pirate' day, and national skip day?"
"And who are you supposed to be?" Sara asked, ignoring the fact that she didn't know of this alleged holiday.
"Sherlock Holmes, of course. Note the pipe." Greg responded, happily.
"Where's your hat and coat?"
"In my locker. Grissom made me change once he saw the magnifying glass in my hand. It's not regulation."
Sara highly doubted that it was the magnifying glass that was the problem.
"Does Grissom know you're smoking that thing in here?" Sara gestured to the pipe in his hand.
"No. But he doesn't need to." Sitting the cork instrument on the desk well away from his equipment, Greg hit a button on the printer and watched as the standard eight and a half by eleven page came out. "So Sara, you know who I am, what about you?"
Locking her gaze on the paper, she quipped, "I'm dressed as an annoyed CSI who wants her results for her homicide case." She had seen this question coming. As much as he would hate to be told, Greg was predictable.
"It'll cost you." Greg smirked, waving the paper in front of your face. "I want a kiss."
"How about we compromise? If you give me my results, you won't become acquainted with my can of mace."
Looking uneasily at the brunette, Greg held out his hand and said "Deal."
Putting her hand in his, Sara was surprised when Greg held tight, bringing it up to his lips for a short kiss on the knuckles.
Dropping her hand, Greg thrust the blonde hair results at her and shooed her out of his lab before she could do him any permanent damage.