FOR YOUR EYES ONLY.
Classified
From: Grand magician, Ebineezar Grinchanius
Re: Yearly Demonic incursion
+++Loyalty to the Government+++
The purpose of this notice is to remind you of the yearly demonic intrusion known to the commoner's as 'Santa Claus.'
As the diligent will recall, this incursion occurs at roughly 23: 55 to 0: 5 Hours, this trespass has occurred with disturbing regularity since the at least the Great War, possibly longer, as many records have been misplaced.
+++Obedience to the Master+++
Loyal agents will recognize the creature on sight, as his preferred garb and wear mark him immediately as a demonic agent. Note: Lack of discrete disguise suggests arrogance on the creature's part. Caution is recommended when engaging it.
Santa Claus's preferred form is a corpulent, bloated figure approximating the human form. Its hair and beard are a shallow shade of grey, betraying it's unnatural age. Be advised that, in spite of its fearsome name, no claws are present on its form, and the former is likely a ruse.
The target has been seen in the in presence smaller demons, possibility lesser foliots, having the appearance of thin (30 Kg approx.) stunted (1.5 meters) humanoids.
Santa Claus is conveyed by a possessed sled powered by various demons, in the appearance of unnatural livestock, as detailed below.
The target's vehicle is a possessed sled; (possibly Arabic) it has superfluous runners, which are used only on take off and landing. Despite its appearance, it does not require frozen water to take off (another ruse)
The device is powered by the unholy ministrations of eight or nine demons in the form of quadrupeds, identified as moose (reference 900002-ER-CIV). These beings single mindedly pull the target's vehicle during its yearly invasion. They excrete a luminous effluent as they move, agents would be mindful of not coming in contact with it.
Perhaps more disturbingly is the variable number of demons. On occasion, a ninth Moose-demon has been spotted. The creature emits sickly reddish glow from its snout, as a psychic beacons to other vile demons. The Chaotic spell has defied our best efforts to put it out.
+++Respect to Authority+++
Santa Claus gains entrance to the domiciles of loyal magicians via Heat Ducts and Waste vents. The size of these openings does not matter, as the demon can quite simply shape shift through. Mining these openings with elemental spheres has proved unsuccessful. The creature then proceeds to place small demonic rewards in areas defiled by it. Note: It has shown prosperity for long footwear. Possible sexual references there. Maybe a Succubus?
The creature egresses by the same means, after ritually caressing its nostrils. No mucus has ever been recovered.
Agents are reminded to confiscate and destroy these items whenever possible. Removal of these items after the magician has become aware of this defilement is also possible. In such cases, small children have been loath to surrender them. Interrogation and execution of the above to be carried out in an expedient manner
Often, Juveniles well within the Prime Minister's good graces are given small lumps of graphite ore rather than the more tempting gifts. The identity of these individuals is to be noted down. Possible service in the government is likely. Note: Agents and Magicians who do not receive the graphite stones are to be watched carefully.
+++Control over the Demon+++
All attempts to destroy Santa Claus have failed. Agents are encouraged to try again whenever possible.