Im sorry this is just for fun

This is just for fun. I was really fed up whilst doing work the other night and jotted this down. I have not written anything like poetry since I did GCSE English a long long time ago…in a galaxy far, far away! This is in non way an indication that I will be starting to sprout poetry in future fics" ;P

ODE TO LARDENER

Oh Lardener!

How did you manage to

Turn me

Into a woman who

One moment

Fights ferociously… (like a man?)

Which now

Has gone right down the pan

And so

I turn to Will who smiles

And say

The way a bird…would fly two thousand miles!

Kalilah! Yells much

Who strops and sighs

But I

Stare at those puppy dog eyes.