Inu-yasha and the Mountain Dew
By: Escachick357
Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-yasha
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It was a beautiful summer afternoon in the Feudal Era. The sun was shinning, birds were chirping, and it was hot. To keep cool, Inu-yasha and Shippo sat in a tree branch, Sango and Kirara sat under the tree branches, in the cool, cool shade, and the perverted monk, Miroku, was trying to make the moves on Sango.
Kagome wasn't around because she decided to go home for a few days. She was gone 5 days already and Inu-yasha was getting impatient. "Dammit, if she doesn't come back tomorrow, I'll drag her ass back!" Inu-yasha yelled, banging his hand on the tree, making many cherry blossoms fall on Sango and Miroku's heads. Just then they heard two voices giggling, so they looked up and saw two figures.
The first figure they saw was Kagome. But instead of wearing her school uniform, she wore a pair of blue shorts and a green T-shirt. And in one hand she had a green can and in the other hand she held the hand of a boy half her size. The little boy Inu-yasha recognized was Kagome's little brother, Sota.
Kagome let go of Sota's hand and walked up to the tree. "Inu-yasha, come down! I've got something for you!" Kagome yelled. Inu-yasha stayed sitting in the tree and yelled back, "Feh. Make me, bitch!" Kagome sighed, took a deep breath, and yelled, "Oswari!"
Inu-yasha went crashing to the ground. He yelped in pain as he sat up. "So, what do you have for me?" Inu-yasha asked. Kagome opened up the can and put it in his hands. "It's a Mountain Dew, a drink from my time." She answered. Inu-yasha shivered and said, "It's cold." Kagome answered, "Oh, well, I grabbed it out of my fridge.
Inu-yasha pointed at Sota, who was talking and laughing with Sango and Miroku, and asked Kagome, "What is he doing here?" "I thought it would be fun to bring Sota here today." Kagome answered. Inu-yasha took a sip of Mountain Dew and his eyes got wide. Everybody stopped and looked at him. "I LOVE THIS!!!" Inu-yasha yelled as he chugged the rest of the Mountain Dew down in 10 seconds. He grabbed Kagome and yelled, "I WANT MORE! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!"
Kagome ran from his, screamed, "OH MY GOD!!! HE'S HYPER!!!" and grabbed Sota. The two Higurashi children ran in fear back to their house...but the people in the Feudal Era weren't so lucky.
They mega-hyper Inu-yasha ran through the village begging for sugar and bouncing off the walls. The next day his sugar rush ended and his head ached.
But when Kagome came back the next day with a can of Mountain Dew, he chugged it down in 10 seconds and had yet another sugar rush.