Title: Batmanian Rhapsody

Rating: T, to cover all my bases

Warnings: Language, for now. There will be individual warnings on the chapters if it is warranted.

Summary: Answering ficlets to prompts from the lyrics to "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen.

Characters: Tim Drake, Bruce Wayne, perhaps appearances from Alfred, Gordon, and Nightwing

A/N: I do not have the rights to "Bohemain Rhapsody" or Queen, and I am probably bringing shame to the name of Freddie Mercury by even attempting something like this, but OMGOSH I love Queen and OMGOSH I love Batman so it was inevitable that the two would eventually meet.

A/N: Look at me, getting all fancy with my titles again. I like to think I'm clever.

A/N: This is sort of a cross between an alphabet prompt and a songfic. It uses the lyrics to a song, but each line is a prompt instead of a piece of the fic itself, if that makes sense. The idea is to update everyday (*fingers crossed*) with a new ficlet. I couldn't decide it I wanted to do drabbles or one-sentence fics, so I decided on a mix of the two and some stuff in between.

A/N: I flatter myself by thinking this, but if anyone wants to use these as prompts in the future, I have no problem with it. However, I'd appreciate a PM to ask permission and a credit somewhere on the fic? If it's not too much trouble?

A/N: Wow, is this note really longer than the first installment? Sheesh.


Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Tim would always wonder how Bruce could wear a cape and cowl as easily as a tux and a tie – and how he managed to tie the damned thing and keep it from going crooked.