Kellam was lookin pretty lonely in the barracks, "come on, look at mee" he yelled, however he was merely smacked in the face by tharja's cleavage, and she didn't even notice he was there. SHE may not have noticed kellam, but kellam CERTAINLY noticed her... her supple curves around the outfit of a sorcerer which left very little to the imagination. Kellam was tired of being pushed aside, and decided he would be tharja's man, "SHE'S GOTTA NOTICE THIS" Suddenly kellam tore off his armour with his bare man-hands as beads of sweat rippled of his sexy arms; he reclassed into a thief to better show off his physique. He stealthed his way to the path tharja was walking on, "my big moment!" he shouted as he rushed towards her.
In his Tharja-induced confidence she noticed Kellam "do you like darkness?" she whispered softly. Kellam, basking in how noticed he was with a confident smirk retorted, "baby, I love darkness" At this point Kellam's ability to be noticeable had brought Tharja's "want the d" levels to the maximum, but she didn't want to seem like a weak floozy in front of such a NOTICEABLY supreme sex god. As her knees buckled she temporarily stumbled away from submission to his charms," I can handle myself" as she forced herself to turn away, not noticing the chiselled pectorals on the laconic shepherd. But kellam had gone unnoticed for too long. He strongly, sexily places his massive hands on her shoulders, sending jolts of temptation down her spine.
At this point Tharja could resist no more, she turned to him with eyes full of lust, gently caressing his powerful biceps," oh kellam, i can't believe I've never.. noticed you before" Kellam, with befitting swagger picked her up close to his god-like face: as she longingly stared into his virile, closed eyes he said "That's alright, you wanna be my girl?" Tharja was choked up before the proposal of the unattainable vision of kellam, overcome with giddiness she could only put out "pretty much" Kellam smiled warmly, a smile that was strong without being ferocious; they locked lips, two souls tired of being misunderstood finding solace in each other's warm embrace. Now that their connection was established, Kellam effortlessly picked up Tharja, and they journeyed to his tent. *HINT. *HINT.
P.S THE ONLY REASON THIS WAS EVER WRITTEN WAS TO CONVEY THAT THARJA/KELLAM IS AN AWFUL PAIIRING