Author's Note: So, this is my first fanfic. Im not even joking also, its a humanised fanfic, so if you have any problems with it, I'm ignoring them. also, if you haven't noticed, they wear clothes. No shit. If you have any comments or any errors I have, please message me. also, If you would like me to add your OC in this fanfic, message me as well! Other then that, I have nothing else to report. Stay Frosty! - Felix Verdun
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is not in anyway, owned by Felix other than My OC Felix Verdun, every other character belongs to their respective owners.
Bomb has been planted.
"Oh for fucks sake, come on!" I yelled through my headset.
This is me; Felix Verdun, a 5.6 foot tall dark-brown haired guy of German, Japanese and American ancestry with a thirst of knowledge in his teenage years with blue eyes, raging over CSGO.
Counter-Terrorists win.
Finally relaxed, I lean back in my chair, my spine making cracking noises as I did so.
"I should seriously go outside and do something. If I don't, I'm going to go insane."
Yawning, I grabbed my brother's U.S. Marines Duty Cap and put it on, and then opened the door to my room and looked in the hallways. Clear.
I sneaked down the hallway and passed my younger sister's room. "grenade! call that now!"
I gulped and sneaked past her room. alright, Im at the bloody stairs. I ran down the stairs and made a beeline for the front door and burst out. The moment I entered the outside world, the Sun beat the heat down my back. Deciding to walk down to the park, which was approximately four blocks away, I began to make my way downtown. What I didn't know, however, was that it was going to be the last time I would see this street in a long time.
"Alright, I have all of my gear, my phone, my wallet, and… what the fuck is that." I quickly spat out, as I saw a purple portal like vortex swirling in front of me.
"Nope nope nope. just get the fuck away from it. you'll be fine." I began to creep away from the Vortex, until I saw a Halo 5 case.
"IM COMING FOR YOU!" I shouted, as I ran and dove into the portal…
Only to crash into a dark room.
"Okay, what the fuck? where is my copy of Halo 5?" I demanded, as I looked around. after my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I could see it was a room. A interrogation room.
"Huh. So either I got drunk and did something stupid or I'm dreaming." I declared.
At that moment, part of the wall slid open and revealed three humanoid figures clad in armour. And also carrying swords and spears.
"Gah, What the bloody hell just happened?" I asked, and the creature with a blue tint and a red plume on his helmet, which i assumed was the leader of the trio kicked me and i fell down.
"What the fuck was that for?" I said, groaning.
"Shut up, ape. we know what your species does. now you better tell us where you came from, or else we will be forced to take it from you." Red Plume said with a hateful glare.
"hey wait, where is my cap?" I muttered out, as I went to take a seat.
"You mean this useless piece of fabric? I think I'll just get rid of it." Red Plume said with a malicious grin, as the only memory of my brother was taken away.
"Hey asshole! give that back!" I demanded, as he gave it to one of his members.
"Why should I listen to you? Your probably just a sad little sap who's brother and father simply got drunk everyday." He smirked, and turned around.
It was at that moment that I felt something inside me snap. No one gets away with dishonouring my brother and my father. They died as heroes, protecting the homeland. I roared in anger and thought of gutting this asshat with a springfield bayonet rifle and then shooting him in the head. At that moment, a springfield just happened to materialise in front of me, and I shot one of the guards and gutted the other. Red Plume began to cower in fear as i loomed over him with a hateful look. I got ready to end his pitiful life when at that moment, The door slammed open, I heard yelling and felt myself get struck on the head and fall unconscious.
"Ughhh… where am I?" I said out loud as i looked around me. I seemed to be in a iron cage and I could clearly see Red Plume looking at me with a shit eating grin that made me want to stab him.
"You surprised me there, but this time, I'm going to make sure you die." He said gleefully. I saw a grand castle in front of me and guessed that this was where I was going to die. Outside, I could see more of the humanoid creatures everywhere; shopping, socialising, and pointing at me and occasionally shouting insults. I gingerly took out my phone and looked at a picture of my family, the photo we took before my brother went to the war. a stray tear rolled down my cheek as I remembered the last words he said to me;
"Stay strong, and smile no matter what happens, because I will always stand by you." I choked out a sob as I felt the cart come to a stop. I felt myself be roughly shoved out of the cart and forced to walk into the throne room. Shown to me were assumingly the rulers of whatever this race was; one with a pale tinge to her skin and a pink-turquoise hair, while the other had a dark blue tinge to her skin and slightly light blue hair. They were both wearing what I assumed were royal clothes.
"This savage came and tried to kill a entire village of ponies, Your majesty." Red Plume declared, as he kicked me into the front of their thrones.
the white one frowned and looked at my appearance; a bloody face and a severely bruised back showed my torture.
"Do you know who I am, little one?" she asks with a motherly tone.
"There is no point, Your majesty, this ape does not know how to tal-" Red Plume cut in.
"This 'Ape' can talk, you miserable excuse of a sentient creature." I spat, which earned me another kick to the head.
"I WILL NOT TOLERATE VIOLENCE IN MY PRESENCE!" Shouted the white one, which quiet me down while stunning Red Plume.
"I want to hear what the creature has to say about himself. he does not seem like a violent being." She declared, and turned her gaze on me.
"Now young one, My name is Princess Celestia, the Co-Ruler of Equestria, which is where you currently reside. I ask of you to tell me your name, your species, and perhaps how you came here." she says with a friendly gaze.
I relaxed and then answered "My name is Felix Verdun, 17 years of age and also of the Homo Sapiens or Human Species."
After referring to my species, her gaze narrowed. "And why are you here?" she asks with a slightly more suspicious tone in her voice.
"I was sucked into a swirling purple vortex, Which led me to being here. I woke up, only to be beaten by guards under the command of this 'pony' *points at Red Plume* and had my most prized possession taken from me." I ended, with a piercing glare that I had learned from my father.
"Is this true, Captain?" She said, narrowing a piercing gaze at Red Plume. "and don't try to lie either; I cant tell if you are." She added.
"We may or may not have beat him, however, he killed two of our guards with a weapon!" He exclaimed. The gaze was now turned on me.
"Is this true, Felix Verdun?" She asks, and I could see a fire in her eyes.
"Yes, I did gut the crap out of two guards after they were ordered to execute me." I answered, standing in rapt attention. My brother, having served in the Armed Forces, had drilled it into me to stand at attention in a person of high rank or royalty, no matter who they were or what they did. Her gaze on me softens, but then returns to their piercing state as she turns to Red Plume.
"Lighting Rain, I am firing you from the Equestrian Guard for dishonesty to the Crown and the unfair treatment to a creature of another species." Celestia declared.
"But your Majesty-" Lightning Rain tried to argue, but received a glare from both of the rulers this time.
"You are to leave, immediately, Lightning Rain." Growled the other ruler, whom I have not yet been introduced to.
"Felix Verdun. It is a pleasure to meet thy." the co-ruler greeted.
"The pleasure is mine, Princess…?"
"Luna." She replied.
"Thank you, Princess Luna. Now if I may ask, do any of you know why exactly I was brought here?" I questioned, and they both gave each other glances which told me there was something I didn't know about.
"We may have the answer to your question, Felix. But before we reach that question, Is it fine for me to ask you some questions first? Your actions have intrigued me." Princess Celestia asks.
"Sure. fire away."
"According to the reports given by guards, you are able to use magic. is this correct?"
"Ummm… I think so. If I was able to do this before, then I've been missing out." I confirm.
"It also states that you created a weapon that was able to kill somepony. Can you create it again?" She asks.
"Umm.. You mean the Springfield?" I ask as I conjure it again, and it falls into my arms. huh. I wonder…
"What is this weapon?" Princess Luna asks, as I inspect the Springfield.
"its a fairly old weapon, dating from about 70 years ago on the planet I came from. At least, I believe this isn't my planet. It was used by the United States in World War II." I explained.
"Your world was at war with another world?" Princess Celestia asks unbelievingly.
"Well, not exactly. during World War II, many countries, united together under alliances wanted to own resources other countries have. These countries decided to attack and take over other countries for their resources, and also ended up starting a war. Because of the alliances, Everyone was drawn in except for the United States. We maintained a neutral area in the conflict until the Japanese Empire, which was another country decided to bomb one of our Harbors, known as Pearl Harbor. It took many lives and shook the country. Because of this, we were drawn to war."
I finished, and realised that Princess Luna was kinda half asleep from my lecture while Princess Celestia was still listening, surprisingly.
"It seems that humans are more advanced in terms of weapons than ours." Celestia mutters.
"Well, with every new piece of technology, there were nonviolent benefits that came with it too!" I protested.
"Name one." Princess Celestia states while deadpanning.
"The telegraph. it was invented to communicate for soldiers who were far away as a way of long distance communication." I explained.
"However, it also led to the creation of the phone, and also global media. Everyone could talk to each other, even if they were miles apart from each other." I droned on. At global media, Princess Celestia became interested.
"Is it okay if you share some of your technology with us?" She asks, almost pleading.
"I know a lot about technology and how it works." I stop, and then look at her pleadingly.
"Please don't use this technology to hurt someone. Knowing that mass deaths were created because of me makes me feel guilty." I begged.
"Do not fret, little colt. You can trust that we will not harm anyone, unless it is the only option." She says in a soothing tone, allowing me to relax.
"I believe that it is time to show you to your quarters, where you will be staying." She declares.
"And also, please just call me Celestia during informal times." She asks.
"Yes Pri- I mean Celestia." I say.
"Good. Do you need anything else?" She asks.
"actually, yes. Do i require a weapon license?" I ask curiously.
"Don't worry, that will be taken care of in time. Although I am curious; Why would you need a weapon license?" She asks.
"well, if I decide to make something out of myself and follow my father and my brother's footsteps-"
"Hoofsteps." Luna corrects after waking up from her thirty minute nap.
"hoofsteps, I'll join the army. If there isn't a army, ill make one." I said, after thinking a bit.
"Felix, I believe that this is entirely unnecessary. We do not require a army, as we are a peaceful nation." Celestia demands.
"Which is exactly why you need a strong army. If you don't, pe- sorry, I mean ponies will take advantage of it." I explained.
"and how would you know?" Luna curiously asks.
"Because I've seen it happen too often in my world. A new prospering nation is recognised, and stronger countries wrestle for control and patronage over it."
"He has truth in his words, sister." Luna confirms, and then clears her throat.
"Although Felix has not made a good impression of himself, I believe that he can become better and someday defend in the name of the Crown." Luna added.
"Umm I have something to ask…" I interrupted.
"Yes Felix?" Celestia asks.
"What am I supposed to do? all of these…" assuming from what Lightning Rain said earlier, they were ponies.
"Ponies might be confused and scared of me because I'm different."I questioned.
"Do not worry, I am very sure that you will be fine. In fact, I think i shall announce it to the public." Celestia declares.
"okay then. another thing is, Im an omnivore…" Both Luna and Celestia look at me in shock.
"If its fish, is it okay?" I desperately ask as the Japanese side of me comes out.
"I believe that can be arranged." Celestia then says with a smile.
"Okay, then. Im kinda exhausted so I think I'll take a nap. Can you show me my sleeping quarters?" I ask.
"one of our guards can show you. please meet us in the dining hall in the morning. I would like for us to continue our conversation." Celestia added. I shrugged.
"Sure thing. I'll try to wake up tomorrow." I said as I turned around. I walked out of the throne room and was immediately stopped by a guard.
"I will show you to your quarters. Please try not to get lost, considering I most likely won't bother to look for you." The guard responds curtly.
"Just lead the way." After what seemed like 5 minutes of going down spiral staircases and walking down halls, I finally reached my destination.
"If you need anything, just ask one of the guards in the hallway. I am sure they can help you." The guard finished and turned.
"Would you mind if i learned your name?" I ask.
"Yes I would." the guard says, and with a twist of her foot, she was gone.
"huh, so much for a warm welcome." I muttered, as I eventually passed out on my bed.
And this is the first chapter, folks. hope you enjoyed it! also, Felix is of American nationality. Felix will be meeting the Mane Six most likely in the next chapter, so stay in touch! Brohoof.