Yusuke: Where am I?
Lirin: my world
Yusuke: why?
Lirin: cause I removed your spirit from your body and wont let return until after you watched this.
Yusuke: what is it?
Lirin: take a look.
Yusuke: ... (floats below clouds to find a cabin in the middle of the woods surrounded by snow. inside are friends, family and a few random demons)
Lirin: oh yeah before i forget, I dont own YuYuHakusho or any of the characters. or 12 Days of Christmas.
12 Days of Christmas Yu Yu Hakusho Style
Day 1
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
a massively messed up family
"Wait Kayko, how do you get that?"
"Yukina its simple. My boyfriend is my half demon. And not just any half demon, he's one of the three demon lords. Most of our close friends are all demons, or partial demon in Kurama's case. Kuwabara is a bad ass sissy. I don't know why but Jin and Suzaku are here. Not to mention everyone in the Spirit World that drops by randomly. Plus Hiei refuses to tell his sister their rela…"
"Hold on, Hiei has a sister that doesn't know him. And I have a brother I never meet."
"No Yukina, do go. Shit Hiei's going to kill me.
"KAYKO! YOU ARE SO DEAD!"
"Eep!"
Day 2
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Two yaoi scenes
And a massively messed up family
"Kayko where are they?"
"Auntie should you really be watching them?"
"Oh come on Kayko, its Christmas. Consider this a present to your favorite auntie."
Sigh "Fine. Hiei and Kurama are making out under the mistletoe in the artic. And Jin and Suzaku are in one of the bedrooms doing gods know what."
"AHH yes Suza. There. Harder."
"Thanks Kayko." dashes off to the room
Day 3
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Three broken mistletoes.
Two yaoi scenes
And a massively messed up family
"Damn fan girls. Leave my kitsune alone!"
"Um Hiei, did you have to torch half the house in getting rid of the mistletoes?"
Everyone sweat drop
Day 4
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Four fists a flying
Three broken mistletoes.
Two yaoi scenes
And a massively messed up family
"Hey Kayko, I think you miscounted. It only one fist swinging."
"Kuwabara if I can see the after image of Yusuke's fist, the you should too."
"I can. But its still only one."
"Baka. It looks like its four. Now shut up and go take a hit."
looks at Yusuke "I think I'll pass. Those images look mighty tough"
Day 5
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Five purring kittens
Four fists a flying
Three broken mistletoes.
Two yaoi scenes
And a massively messed up family
"Looks like everyone decided to get Kuwabara the same thing."
Day 6
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Six sparring kicks
Five purring kittens
Four fists a flying
Three broken mistletoes.
Two yaoi scenes
And a massively messed up family
"Hey guys take it outside before…"
smash
"YUSUKE YOU JERK! GET OUT OF HERE NOW!"
sweat drop "Sorry Kayko. Lets run guys before she attacks."
Day 7
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Seven angry Suzakus
Six sparring kicks
Five purring kittens
Four fists a flying
Three broken mistletoes.
Two yaoi scenes
And a massively messed up family
"Jin go please your boyfriend before he destroys the other half the house!"
"Yes cutie."
"And stop calling me that!"
Day 8
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight Spirit sword s'mores
Seven angry Suzakus
Six sparring kicks
Five purring kittens
Four fists a flying
Three broken mistletoes.
Two yaoi scenes
And a massively messed up family
"See Kayko we don't need to light the fire when Kuwabara can heat them with his swords."
"I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad think, Yusuke." sigh
Day 9
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Nine fan girl glomps
Eight Spirit sword s'mores
Seven angry Suzakus
Six sparring kicks
Five purring kittens
Four fists a flying
Three broken mistletoes.
Two yaoi scenes
And a massively messed up family
"GIRLS LOOK! Its all the hot Yu Yu guys. ATTACK!"
mass amount of fan girls glomp the Yu Yu boys
"Um yeah, that was more then nine."
"Genkai don't tell the guys that."
"I don't have another death wish Kayko."
Day 10
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Ten man eating plants
Nine fan girl glomps
Eight Spirit sword s'mores
Seven angry Suzakus
Six sparring kicks
Five purring kittens
Four fists a flying
Three broken mistletoes.
Two yaoi scenes
And a massively messed up family
"Kurama?"
"Yes Kayko."
"Is there a reason why your plants are trying to eat Yusuke and Kuwabara?"
thinks for a moment "I don't think so. They must have gotten too close before I fed the plants."
"I see." snide smirk "Now do me a favor and save my boyfriend before I kill you and give the remain to the plants."
"Eep. Anything you want Kayko." walks over to plants "Gus release them now."
"He named the plants Gus!? I don't want to know."
"Neither do I Hiei. Neither do I."
Day 11
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Eleven spirit gun shots
Ten man eating plants
Nine fan girl glomps
Eight Spirit sword s'mores
Seven angry Suzakus
Six sparring kicks
Five purring kittens
Four fists a flying
Three broken mistletoes.
Two yaoi scenes
And a massively messed up family
"Kayko wasn't this supposed to be saved for the last day?"
"It was. But I have two reasons why where doing it today."
"Really?" raises eyebrow "Care to explain?"
"Okay. For one Koenma said he had a surprise. And the other is that you're too weak to create 12 blasts and turn them to fireworks." crosses arms
"…"
Day 12
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Twelve orge chorus
Eleven spirit gun shots
Ten man eating plants
Nine fan girl glomps
Eight Spirit sword s'mores
Seven angry Suzakus
Six sparring kicks
Five purring kittens
Four fists a flying
Three broken mistletoes.
Two yaoi scenes
And a massively messed up family
"So do you like the surprise? They've been practicing just for today."
nervous sweat drop
"Its…um…a…great Koenma sir."
"Do you have any requests for them?"
"Um Yusuke, any ideas?"
brain smokes from overhanging
"We'll we warped The 12 Days of Christmas. So let's have them to our version."
'That way I wont feel back if the butcher the song more.'
"Okay. Here are the words we came up with."
"Alright my chorus. From the end."
Twelve orge chorus
Eleven spirit gun shots
Ten man eating plants
Nine fan girl glomps
Eight Spirit sword s'mores
Seven angry Suzakus
Six sparring kicks
Five purring kittens
Four fists a flying
Three broken mistletoes.
Two yaoi scenes
And a massively messed up family
"Hey that wasn't bad."
"Hee hee. I told you I had them practice."
"Thank you Koenma. It was a real treat."
"Our pleasure Kayko. Hey lets get everyone to join us now."
Kurama, Hiei, Kuwabara, Yokina, Jin, Suzaku, Atsuko, Botan, and everyone else walks in
"Happy Holidays Everyone!"
Yusuke: you had me watch this, why?
Lirin: because i could
Yusuke: im going back to my body.
Lirin: bye
/Yusuke's house/
Yusuke: im back guys
Kayko: you went somewhere?
Yusuke: yeah. my soul was removed from my body. didnt anyone worry when i didnt come back from the bathroom?
Boton: Yusuke you were taking a nap. it must have been a dream or something. plus koenma would have told me if such a thing happened.
Yusuke: but, but...
Jin: Yes...ahh... Suza there...harded...YES!
Yusuke: damn i have to hear that twice. (gets odd looks from everyone) nevermind. Im just going to go back to my nap.
Kayko: okay. sweet dreams my demon angel love.
Yusuke:... (goes back to his room)
Lirin: tee hee. please review :-) and Happy Holidays