Tragically!!!  ^_~

Quistis:  Look, that's right,

Zell:  In a lost 'n' lonely bedroom.

Seifer:  Without a light,

Squall:  In a world of tears and beers…that's nice!  ^_^

Zell:  Goin' home, I just can't make it…

Quistis:  All alone,

Zell:  I really should be holdin' you, holdin' you, lovin' you, lovin' you!!!

Quistis:  Oooooooh, honey!!

(giggles)

Seifer:  Tragically,

I've lost my vibrator,

Man!  That's fatal!  @_@

Zell:  It's tragedy,

Seifer:  When you break your neck and your grandma cries…

(Quistis:  What the heck?!)

Irvine:  It's time to pay when there's no one to love you…

(Seifer murmuring hornily…@_@;; : Squally, get your arse down 'ere now!  (…even his vibrator is vibrating a lot…)

Irvine:  You're goin' THAT-A-WAY!!!!

Squall and Seifer:  @_@;;;

Quistis:  Tragically!

Zell:  When you lose control and…

Quistis:  …You've got MY soul…it ain't tragedy!

(Squall flops onto the bed)

Quistis:  It's hard to pay with no one…

Seifer:  …On top of you, (yes, Squall!) you're comin' THIS WAY!!!

(Squall:  …Am I?  ?_*?

Seifer grabs Squall and drags him to his bedroom…)

Zell:  Night 'n' day is burnin' down inside of me…

Quistis:  But burnin' love, with you in bed I can hardly see…(Zell smiles evilly)

(Irvine:  Whoa, hold your chocobos!  Where's that buzzin' noise a-comin' from?

Starlight:  …It's comin' from over there…Seifer's room…_@;;;)

Zell:  Goin' to my room,

         I just can't make it…

Quistis:  Being on me own

Irvine:  (desperado…quite literally) I really should be holdin' you, holdin' you, lovin' you, lovin' YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

Quistis and Zell:  UGH!!!  _

Zell:  Tragically!

Quistis:  (muttering) Sex is evil,

              Sex is a sin…

(Squall and Seifer re-enter, a bit flushed)

Seifer:  So get stuck in!  ^_^

Squall:  When you break your neck and I say…

Seifer:  You dratted lil' feck! 

(Irvine let the hotdogs burn on the stove…!  @_@

Zell and Quisty try to creep out of the room quietly)

Squall:  Tragedy!

(Starlight:  Hurry up with those hotdogs, Seifer, HONEY!!!  ^_^

Seifer hands her the hotdog…but it's just a roll.

Starlight:  Uh, where's the dog?

Seifer:  WOOOF!!!

Everyone:  @_@;;;  *^O^*)

Irvine:  When you're flies're undone but you want more fun,

            It's hard to pay,

            With no-one beside you beside you, you're goin' THAT-A-WAY!!!

(Zell and Quistis re-enter the room)

Both:  TRAGEDY!!!

Zell:  When you lose control and…

Quistis:  …you got MY soul!

Irvine:  It's not tragedy!  ^_~

(Seifer glances oh-so-innocently at Squall)

Seifer:  When you're flies're undone and you want MORE fun!!

Squall:  It's hard to pay,

             But with that innocent face beside you,

             Ah-ma comin' this way!!

Zell:  (going for that top note)  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Quistis:  HONEY!!!

(Starlight:  I think Seifer needs some brandy…

CRASH!  BANG!  EARTH SHAKE!  Um…Seifer's fallen over.

Zell:  Boy, Seifer sure has fallen for Squall, hasn't he?!  *^O^*)

Zell:  When the feeling's gone and you can't go on,

        IT'S…

Irvine:  …VIBRATING AGAIN!!!!  That's a tragedy…(muttering: it's not fair, mine hasn't vibrated yet today…)

Zell:  When you're flies're undone and you want more fun…eh?  Quisty?!