Okay this is my very first FanFic so please don't hate me
Special thanks to
Xx-ChibiKanachan-xX
NikolaiEvans115
For making me want to make my own fanfic so please read some of their fics
EDIT: im sorry for updating so many times it is just i don't have a beta reader yet and i type ridiculously fast its like ludacris speed from the movie spaceballs so if there is a beta reader out there please pm me and your hired... if you make it through the mob first MUWAHAHAHA
me- soul will you please take it away
soul- sure bro biggubarzza does not own soul eater if he did i would be going out with maka already
maka- wait what was that last part
soul-... n-nothing
black*star- HEY WHY DIDN'T YOU LET ME SAY IT INSTEAD OF HIM
me- because i think he's cooler than you... plus he doesn't yell all the time lade *blackstar pouts and leaves the room*
soul- thank you
me- your welcome
maka- haha thats a first, soul saying thank you... wait soul what are you on
me- you two can yell at each other once we get back, but for now can i please get on with the story
maka- fine...but soul you're going to get a big bowl of maka chop when we get back
soul- oh yummy
Present
"Ugh are we there yet." said a blue almost green spikey haired boy.
"I'm sorry Black*star but no we are not there yet we still have about a thousand more miles to go." a young long dark brown haired girl explained.
"Fucking-a we have been on this damn plane for eight hours now, why again do we have to go to Ireland?" a blinding snow white haired albino boy with blood red eyes and shark like teeth ask with a lazily accent.
"Because, Soul, my father told us that the Irish division of Shibusen is in trouble because the Kinshin is believed to be in hiding there." said a shaggy black haired boy with three white bars looking perfectly symmetrical (but the bars).
"Hey I wonder if Ireland has giraffes!" said an over ecstatic young girl exclaimed.
"Yea, Patty, they will have giraffes just for you okay." a slightly older but almost the same girl said.
"Okay when we get there Lord Death told us to find a certain three kids Subject Delta, Chi, and another one that everyone calls The Big O." said a childish girl with dirty blonde hair in pigtails.
"Why do they call him The Big O, Miss tiny-tits."
"MAKA CHOP"
"HOW IN THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW! Damn you make me so pissed off soul." maka said a little annoyed.
"Hey I was just asking since you're such a bookworm… plus WHY YOU JUST FUCKING MAKA CHOP ME that shit hurts you know... I mean a lot."
"I maka chop you because you called me tiny-tits!"
"Hey but it's true."
"MAKA-"
"U-ugh guys help, Kid…" nothing
"Black*star…" nothing
"someone please..." nothing
"Help!" soul yelled.
"-CHOP"
"HEY YOU KIDS KEEP IT DOWN IN HERE, YOU FOOLS." Said a person coming out of the back area of the plane and a white chef's hat with a white tux but without wearing any pants
"Eugh." the group groaned in unison.
"Shut up Excalibur I am the man that will surpass god I will do anything I want." Black*star yelled jumping on top of the table in the middle of the room.
"Black*star please get off the table before you break it." Tsubaki pleaded
"–crack"
"Too late" Kid sighed "asshole if you're going to break my table at least try to break it symmetrical, now break it again symmetrically, or i will throw you off this plane without a parachute and then let the birds have you for dinner!
FLASHBACK
MAKA POV
"Professor Stein may I see Maka, Black*star, Kid, and their weapons please?" said a cheery man over the intercom.
"Yes Lord Death… Okay guys you heard him go but don't forget that we are having a dissection tomorrow so be prepared." Professor Stein said.
"Kay Professor Stein-sama." Maka said.
"Ugh we are having another dissection….why?" Soul whined.
"Cause I said so now go!" Stein yelled,
"Fine" Soul sighed
~0~
"Yes father, what did you call us for?" Kid asked.
"Well hiya how about some nice herbal tea?" The man they call Lord Death asked more of an order than a question
"Umm… sure I guess."
"He called you guys down here because Ireland is in great need of help we believe the Kinshin and his followers are there planning on attacking." Sprit said.
Ugh it's my idiot, overprotective, and annoying father man I hate him why did he have to cheat on my mother… besides that why did I have to be his daughter.
"Wait is that Maka... yes it is OH GOD I LOVE YOU NOW LET ME HUG YOU" Sprit yelled while charging toward her.
No please no don't hug me I don't want a hug.
MAKA CHOP
"Ugh angel-chan why are you so mean to papa-chan?"
"Okayy… now let's get down to business" Death boomed not even showing that he just saw maka leave sprit on the edge of the other side (1). "I'm sending you guys over there to help in the fight but … you are going to graduate over there."
"WHAT!" The group yelled even sprit groaning on the ground with a blood fountain coming out of the back of his head.
"When you guys get there I need you to find three students, they will show you around… here is the files on them so you know what to look for."
"B-but why I like it here." Patty whined.
"Me to." Liz said.
"And I haven't read all the books in the library yet." Maka wheezed.
"Yea it's cool here." Soul said lazily.
"Well I'm sorry but you guys are the best team we have and you have to go because... well... because I said so, now get on the plane waiting for you at the airport."
(1) what i meant there was that she almost killed him and left him there so he could see his life pass before his eyes
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Okay there will be more of this story and im sorry this was so boring but it was just a story starter
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