A/N: Gah! I had to make this! I was reading a bunch of OHSHC and FMA crossovers, and this was born. Most of them were incomplete...

Well, sorry to say this, but there will be no pairings. I'm trying to stop making unusual pairings, so wish me luck. Also... I killed off Al and Trisha... TT^TT

I love this kind of OHSHC and FMA crossover~!

Pairings: Hopefully, none.

Warning: Ed is in this story! Turn back if you are a minor and/or have sensitive ears!

Disclaimer: Why the fuck would you get the idea that I own OHSHC and/or FMA? Begone from my domain!

Ed looked up at the huge house before him. Clutching his beat up suitcase tighter, he scurried over to the huge double doors and gaped momentarily in shock at how fine quality the day was, before shaking his head and timidly knocked. Almost immediately, a butler opened the door, almost as if he was waiting there for the whole day, and looked down at the short ten year old.

"H-hello," Ed began weakly before his voice strengthened, "Is this the Suoh household?" He looked up at the butler with large golden eyes, still not believing that he was going to live in this huge house- no, mansion, from this day on.

"Yes this is. Are you the guest Mr. Suoh(1) was telling me about?" The butler answered, blocking the door so that Ed couldn't get past him.

"I think so...?" The ten year old answered timidly, quirking his lead to the left slightly and thought intently, and was surprised when he (Butler dude) moved out of the way for him. Ed thanked him and walked in, gaping at the marble floors, giant pillars, and oak doors. The floors were spotless, and the rugs looked like they were bought yesterday. There were no scratches on the pillars, unlike the old beat up pillars at the local church (Not that he went).

"Would you please follow me," the butler led the timid and nervous blond into another room, which was almost bigger than the last. Inside the room was a few maids, an old man, and a [beautiful] teenage boy. The butler bowed to the old man and promptly left, leaving Ed alone with strangers.

"Hello Edward," the old man greeted with a warm smile. The maids got the message and walked out of the room much like the butler, but not before bowing to the old man and teen. "I am Yuzuru Suoh, and this is my son, Tamaki."

"H-hello," Ed blushed. He found himself wishing for Al to be there with him and immediately got that train of thought out of his head. The next thing he knew, he was being hugged and twirled around by Tamaki.

"Oh, you are so adorable~!" He squealed, hearts in his eyes. The German (and Xerxesian) boy squirmed around, trying to get out of Tamaki's death hold.

"Let go bastard!" Ed yelled loudly and jumped out of his hold. He then proceeded to pick up his suitcase, which he dropped when Tamaki ever so kindly glomped him. Meanwhile, Tamaki was being shell-shocked, mostly because his cute cousin called him a bastard.

Yuzuru chuckled at their antics and called in a maid. "Please show Ed here his room." he told her. She bowed.

"Come on, Ed," the maid softly spoke, and headed for a door that Ed had missed.

"Wait for me!" Tamaki jumped up from his crouched position and ran after the two, who were already past the door. Alone in the room, Yuzuru developed a melancholy look.

"Poor boy," he rasped, "no mother. No father. No brother. Please, Tamaki, for your cousin's sake, please fill the void in his heart. You're the only one who can make him happy again."

"This is your room. If you need any help, ring the bell," the maid bowed and walked down the corridor. Ed surveyed the room. A plain white bed. Light blue walls. White sofa. One solid oak wardrobe. Is that a mahogany door?

Ed set his suitcase down on the bed and watched it sink into the matress slightly. Fasinated with the soft looking bed (and having never encountered a fluffy bed at his old town, he was a bit excited), Ed plopped onto the bed. He sighed contently when the soft material caressed his legs, and immediately laid down, spread eagle.

His face lit up like the Forth of July, and he took the liberty of messing up his pristine bed by rolling from one end to another.

By the door, Tamaki was watching him fondly (read: like a pedophile(2)). He vaguely remembered visiting his aunt and his two cousins when he was a young boy, and he charished the memory. After watching Ed enjoy himself, he couldn't help but glomp the unsuspecting boy.

"Oi-!" Ed let out a startled sound when he felt a weight crash down on his small body, but not unbearably so. The next thing he knew, his cousin was chuckling right into his ear, and Ed couldn't help but laugh with him.

Tamaki was surprised when he heard his cousin laugh, and his heart filled up with joy from the bell like sound. From then on, he decided to try and get the blond to smile and laugh more often.

A/N: This was so cheesy... TT^TT

(1)I'm not going to do Suoh-sama or Suoh-san... What were you thinking?

(2)joking, joking~! XD

Laila: You know what would be the worst name ever?

Natsuka: what?

Laila: Francisca Abby Peterson.

Natsuka: Why?

Laila: The initials are FAP.

Natsuka: ... No comment. R&R fuckers!

Laila: Language!

Natsuka: This is taking up a lot of space~

Laila: Exactly. R&R please.