Fortune Cookie Pt. 2
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Author's Note: Ate at another Chinese restaurant and got a great fortune.
"Is that another fortune cookie? Where did you get that?
"Yes, it is. I had take-out for lunch. The lemon chicken with a side of crab rangoon and eggrolls were to die for. I left you the extra fortune cookie on the counter."
"No! Not another fortune cookie. You wore me out this week. I swear you're charming them to say dirty things."
"Lightweight, but this one is perfect. Leads right into the 'in bed' phrase."
"What does it say?"
"Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you."
"I don't owe you anything!"
"Three weeks ago. Thursday night. You got drunk with your friends. Came home and passed out. Friday morning, you woke up and threw up all over my brand new cashmere sweater."
"Damn it!"
"Exactly! So march upstairs, strip, and tie yourself to the bed. I'll be up in a minute to have my wicked way with you."
"Yes, love."
~fin