A Blue's Clues with Yu-Gi-Oh Nightmare
Chapter 1: The Place of Insanity
It was a normal day and Yuugi, Aziza, Seto, Zahra, Horus, Jounouchi, Anzu, Honda, Ryou, Bakura, Yami, Mai, Pegasus, Sugoroku, Mokuba, Inspector Haga, Otogi, Dinosaur, Para, Dox, Croquet, Johnny Steps, Malik, Isis and Bandit Keith were watching TV, Yuugi was flipping through the channels and he passed the channel that was showing "Blue's Clues".
Everyone didn't like it knowing how most of the people on the show were crazy. But Seto shouted "Go back! There're doing a stupid contest, and I think we should watch it." Yuugi shrugged and turned it to channel 45. Joe was talking about the contest and was explaining the rules "We will choose a random city and then chose 4 random people to stay with us. Okay, let's get started, *grabs a folded sheet of paper out of pile* Domino City, Japan!"
You could hear a shout of people yelling "NO!!!".
But Yami said "Everyone listen to me...don't panic. It could be anyone in Domino City, we don't know if it's us."
Joe grabbed four pieces of paper from a pile and said "Yuugi Motou!!"
Well when he said that, Yami cracked and grabbed Yuugi's leg and started to scream "Please don't go Yuugi! Please! I'll miss you too much!"
Joe continued "Anzu Mazaki!!!!!!!"
"YAY!!!!!" Anzu shouted with joy while Yami shouted "They got Anzu too!!"
Joe opened the next one and said "Ryou Bakura!!!!" Ryou had his mouth dropped and both Zahra and Bakura's mouths dropped to the floor and screamed at the top of their lungs "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Jounouchi looked at them and said "I don't know what your problem is, it's just a little kiddie show. *Grabs a pop* Besides they can't hurt us!"
Joe then grabs the last one and opens it and says "Jounouchi Katsuya!!!"
Jounouchi then spits out his pop and says "What?! They can't make me!"
Then Yuugi, Anzu, Ryou, and Jounouchi disappear. But as there're disappearing you can hear "Nooooooooo!" From Jounouchi, Ryou and Yuugi, and "YIPPEE!!!!" From Anzu.
(In Blue's Clues land)
Then they suddenly appear on the TV screen. Everyone but Anzu looks around nervously and Yuugi asks "What on earth, is this place?"
"Yuugi…I'm scared...." Jounouchi said nervously.
"Hi! *making everyone jump* We're in Blue's Clues Land"
"What the damn hel...." Ryou tries to stay but Joe butts in and says "Hello!"
"Shut the fu...." Ryou says to Joe but interrupted by Joe who says instead "FUN!! Come on, let me show you around!"
Joe grabs Jounouchi's hand and Jounouchi screams "Let go of me!! *Pulls his hand away from Joe and hides behind the big red chair* I'm scared of you!!!"
"There's nothing to be afraid of!" Joe says smiling and holding his hand out, but Jounouchi just hisses at the hand and says "Liar!"
"Don't worry, I know how you feel... *Helps Jounouchi up and whispers* He freaks me out too... Let's go and get this over with..." Ryou says quietly
Joe starts showing the rooms off but no one is paying attention except for Anzu "Blah, blah, blah, blah..."
"Blah, blah, blah!" Anzu replies happily to Joe, "It must be some kind of freaky language we never heard of..." Ryou replied while everyone except Anzu looked bored out of their minds.
"Okay, we know that we need to find an exit, right? *Ryou and Jounouchi quietly and they nod their heads* Well, the way I see it, there is only one way…if we're gonna find an exit we have to do it quietly… *Others nod* *Suddenly gets loud* LET US OUT!! WE DON'T DESREVE THIS KIND OF TORTURE!!!!!!!" Yuugi tells everyone
After about 2 hours of running and screaming about the hellhole they were in, the tour of the house was over…and still no exit.
Anzu gave Joe a sad puppy face and asked "When do we have to leave?"
Joe smiled and replied "Never!"
After Jounouchi, Ryou, and Yuugi heard this their mouths dropped and then stood there for a minute in shock and then… "Nooooooooo!!!!!!!"
Everyone screamed running around the house trying to find a way to get out, about 2 seconds later Yuugi broke down into a mental breakdown, he curled up into a ball and started shouting "I want my aibou, I want my aibou."
Ryou saw this and muttered "Pathetic…"
"Where are you going?" Jounouchi asked Ryou as he headed into a different room. "I'm going to take a shower…see if I can drown myself…" Ryou muttered as he went into the shower and came out two hours and said "No, such luck."
"The showers are drown proof! You can never die in Blue's Clues land!" Joe said and Jounouchi said "Poor people…so stupid…yet so insane…I almost pity them *He says as he sees Anzu and Joe skipping around a tree and singing* Actually, I take that back…"
After about three hours later Yuugi is convinced by Ryou and Jounouchi that in this crazy world they'll be able to get his aibou to suffer…erm…experience the pain he is going through. Blue "Woof!"
"I really want to eat that dog right about now…"Ryou whispered
"You know what Blue wants to do." Joe told them.
"Die?" Yugi guessed.
"No, she wants to play Blue's Clues! *Does the freaky hand sign signal* "
"No! Not that! Anything but that!!" Jounouchi screams as he is being dragged off by Anzu and Joe. Then Jounouchi says "Ow! My side hurts!"
Yuugi examines his side and says "I think it's your appendix."
Jounouchi gasped and whispered to Ryou and Yuugi "If I'm gonna die, I don't want it to be HERE. *Says to Joe and Anzu Loudly* I was just kidding! Ow!"
"It looks like it's going to have to be taken out. I'll call my doctor, Dr. Cantdoanythingright." Joe said smiling
Jounouchi looked at Joe and said "Er…could I at least…uh…make something before I…how do I say this?…oh, die." Joe forces Jounouchi to lie down and rest.
Blue puts a paw print on the screen and Ryou examines it "It's ugly and it's blue. You heard it here first, this place IS a place of insanity. I warn you, never come this freakish place, NEVER!!!!!! Next, is when Yuugi tries to eat his millennium item. More at 11. Back to you Ken."
Joe says "Let's play Blue's Clues" Ryou, Jounouchi, and Yuugi stare as Joe does his Blue's Clues dance and Joe starts walking and the kids start saying "A clue! A clue!"
"I like Anzu too!" Joe says
Yuugi looks at him, the poor insane man and says "It's right there, you bitch!"
Joe gasps at what Yuugi said and replies "You need a time out! You stay there for 4 seconds!" Yuugi sits in corner than leaves after 4 seconds. "Don't ever do that again!"
"What?" Yuugi replies sarcastically
"Say that word!" Joe says to him shaking as finger in front of his face but Ryou bites it "Ow!!! Oh, this W-I-L-L must be the first clue! I wonder what that is… oh, well, now for handy-dandy notebook!" Takes out the notebook, which looks like the chair Jounouchi was hiding behind earlier that day. Draws W-I-L-L in book.
"Uh, can't you just remember it in your brain?" Bakura asks as he emerges from the ring.
"NO! And who are you?" Joe asks.
"I am the stealer of souls!…but you can call me Bakura. I'm here to tease you about your stupid show and you…but mostly you." Bakura says
"Whatever!" Joe laughs and continues to walk while Yuugi is frantically trying to find an exit.
"What are you looking for aibou." A mysterious person behind Yuugi says.
"An exit to get out of this freakish place." He says to the mysterious man and turns around to reveal Yami "Oh, aibou! I missed you SO much!" He says as he gives his Yami a hug.
Joe notices Yami and asks "What's your name?"
"Why should I tell you?" Yami asks
Joe looks at him puzzled and says "Because I want to be your friend!"
Yami looks at him a little furious and starts to yell at Joe "Friends?! Friends?!?! I had friends, but YOU had to come and bring my aibou to this hellhole! YOU took my aibou away from his friends! YOU made him go INSANE! YOU MADE THIS PLACE OF TORTURE!!!!!"
Joe looks at him innocently and asks stupidly "What's an aibou?"
"WHAT'S AN AIBOU?! WHAT'S AN AIBOU?!!!!!!!!! It's an other! An other, you moron!!!!! You are an idiot! That dog is a idiot! *Blue barks happily thinking it must be some sort of compliment* This place, is a place of torture!" Yami yells at Joe at the top of his lungs.
"Hmm…well, you know what that means…time to find more clues!" Joe says as he walks through the backyard.
"A clue, a clue!" The kids scream
"Oh, you see a clue? Where?" Joe asks the kids
Ryou looks at the clue and it's a list of stuff that someone wants to give away. "It's a stupid list of what needs to be given away…" Ryou says as he crumples it up into a ball and throws it aside.
"Okay, so our second clue is a list of things that need/want to be given away. Duh…….what was our first clue again? Oh, yeah a W-I-L-L…whatever that is….uh…what was our second clue?"
Bakura looks at him and shakes his head and mutters "Pathetic. *Loudly* Uh…I don't know what about a list of things that need/want to be given away?"
"No, no, I don't think so." Joe said a little stupid.
"Okay….I saw you write the clue down…it was this right? *Uncrumples the ball and shows second clue to Joe, Joe nods * And it had a blue paw print on it, am I right? *Joe nods his head again* And if that's so, this must be the second clue, right?"
"No, no I don't think so…" Joe says
"Why you-! *Starts to strangle Joe* Stupid mortals! Can't do a damn thing right! Friggin' mortals! *Soon torn away from Joe by Yuugi and Yami and Bakura is strangling to break free from their grip* Stupid mortal! Let me go I need to break every bone in his body!"
"Jooooe's stuuuuuuupid." Ryou says
"Ahh…. Isn't that cute?" Anzu asks "He wants to make friends!" She says as she sees Bakura trying to bite Yami.
While Joe is watching Bakura trying to kill Yami he notices another piece of paper that has a purple paw print…
"Uh….isn't it supposed to be blue?" Ryou asked Joe
"Oh, yeah… *puts blue color die on purple paw print and Ryou watches as it changes to blue* We found our last clue it's a piece of paper with Jounouchi's Signature on it! *Forces Jounouchi to sign the note book* We found all the clues! You know what that means…we need to sit in that chair! Okay so we have W-I-L-L, a list of things that need/want to be given away, and this signature. Now what does Jounouchi want to make?"
Yami looks at him and says "Duh, a will?"
"Yeah! We just figured out Blue's Clues! *Everyone watches as Anzu and Joe do their crazy Blue's Clues dance and they believe it's some crazy ritual dance*"
Dr Cantdoanyhtingright did the surgery and only cut in the wrong places 5 times! After he got Jounouchi stitched up. (which took a long time…) Jounouchi finally got to come out of surgery, and he had a very tight grip on his bed.
"Don't worry Jounouchi, you might be sore from the anesthesia…." Yami told Jounouchi and Dr. Cantdoanythingright said "Anesthesia? Oh, I didn't put any of that on! Oh, well."
"What do you mean you didn't put any on!" Bakura said strangling Dr. Cantdoanythingright until he was blue. "Stupid doctor! Stupid place! Stupid friggin' worrrrrrrrrrrrld!!!!!!!!!!!"
"It looks like someone needs a time out." Joe says to Bakura shoving into a corner and forcing him to sit down in a chair, but Bakura…well…he tries to kill the chair, and is successful.
You could see the doctor scribbling in his diary and saying "Dear, diary. I finally got someone through surgery without dieing!"
"I really didn't want to hear that…" Ryou said annoyed.
"Well, I'm never going to the doctor, until we get out of this freaky world." Bakura pushes his face up to the screen and says "Anyone, get us out this place! They'll get you all! YOU HEAR ME? ALLLLLLLLL! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!" Jounouchi was able to leave the hospital about 3 days later and everyone but Anzu and Joe were going insane.
Want to know if they'll go crazy? Well you hafta find out!!
Chapter 1: The Place of Insanity
It was a normal day and Yuugi, Aziza, Seto, Zahra, Horus, Jounouchi, Anzu, Honda, Ryou, Bakura, Yami, Mai, Pegasus, Sugoroku, Mokuba, Inspector Haga, Otogi, Dinosaur, Para, Dox, Croquet, Johnny Steps, Malik, Isis and Bandit Keith were watching TV, Yuugi was flipping through the channels and he passed the channel that was showing "Blue's Clues".
Everyone didn't like it knowing how most of the people on the show were crazy. But Seto shouted "Go back! There're doing a stupid contest, and I think we should watch it." Yuugi shrugged and turned it to channel 45. Joe was talking about the contest and was explaining the rules "We will choose a random city and then chose 4 random people to stay with us. Okay, let's get started, *grabs a folded sheet of paper out of pile* Domino City, Japan!"
You could hear a shout of people yelling "NO!!!".
But Yami said "Everyone listen to me...don't panic. It could be anyone in Domino City, we don't know if it's us."
Joe grabbed four pieces of paper from a pile and said "Yuugi Motou!!"
Well when he said that, Yami cracked and grabbed Yuugi's leg and started to scream "Please don't go Yuugi! Please! I'll miss you too much!"
Joe continued "Anzu Mazaki!!!!!!!"
"YAY!!!!!" Anzu shouted with joy while Yami shouted "They got Anzu too!!"
Joe opened the next one and said "Ryou Bakura!!!!" Ryou had his mouth dropped and both Zahra and Bakura's mouths dropped to the floor and screamed at the top of their lungs "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Jounouchi looked at them and said "I don't know what your problem is, it's just a little kiddie show. *Grabs a pop* Besides they can't hurt us!"
Joe then grabs the last one and opens it and says "Jounouchi Katsuya!!!"
Jounouchi then spits out his pop and says "What?! They can't make me!"
Then Yuugi, Anzu, Ryou, and Jounouchi disappear. But as there're disappearing you can hear "Nooooooooo!" From Jounouchi, Ryou and Yuugi, and "YIPPEE!!!!" From Anzu.
(In Blue's Clues land)
Then they suddenly appear on the TV screen. Everyone but Anzu looks around nervously and Yuugi asks "What on earth, is this place?"
"Yuugi…I'm scared...." Jounouchi said nervously.
"Hi! *making everyone jump* We're in Blue's Clues Land"
"What the damn hel...." Ryou tries to stay but Joe butts in and says "Hello!"
"Shut the fu...." Ryou says to Joe but interrupted by Joe who says instead "FUN!! Come on, let me show you around!"
Joe grabs Jounouchi's hand and Jounouchi screams "Let go of me!! *Pulls his hand away from Joe and hides behind the big red chair* I'm scared of you!!!"
"There's nothing to be afraid of!" Joe says smiling and holding his hand out, but Jounouchi just hisses at the hand and says "Liar!"
"Don't worry, I know how you feel... *Helps Jounouchi up and whispers* He freaks me out too... Let's go and get this over with..." Ryou says quietly
Joe starts showing the rooms off but no one is paying attention except for Anzu "Blah, blah, blah, blah..."
"Blah, blah, blah!" Anzu replies happily to Joe, "It must be some kind of freaky language we never heard of..." Ryou replied while everyone except Anzu looked bored out of their minds.
"Okay, we know that we need to find an exit, right? *Ryou and Jounouchi quietly and they nod their heads* Well, the way I see it, there is only one way…if we're gonna find an exit we have to do it quietly… *Others nod* *Suddenly gets loud* LET US OUT!! WE DON'T DESREVE THIS KIND OF TORTURE!!!!!!!" Yuugi tells everyone
After about 2 hours of running and screaming about the hellhole they were in, the tour of the house was over…and still no exit.
Anzu gave Joe a sad puppy face and asked "When do we have to leave?"
Joe smiled and replied "Never!"
After Jounouchi, Ryou, and Yuugi heard this their mouths dropped and then stood there for a minute in shock and then… "Nooooooooo!!!!!!!"
Everyone screamed running around the house trying to find a way to get out, about 2 seconds later Yuugi broke down into a mental breakdown, he curled up into a ball and started shouting "I want my aibou, I want my aibou."
Ryou saw this and muttered "Pathetic…"
"Where are you going?" Jounouchi asked Ryou as he headed into a different room. "I'm going to take a shower…see if I can drown myself…" Ryou muttered as he went into the shower and came out two hours and said "No, such luck."
"The showers are drown proof! You can never die in Blue's Clues land!" Joe said and Jounouchi said "Poor people…so stupid…yet so insane…I almost pity them *He says as he sees Anzu and Joe skipping around a tree and singing* Actually, I take that back…"
After about three hours later Yuugi is convinced by Ryou and Jounouchi that in this crazy world they'll be able to get his aibou to suffer…erm…experience the pain he is going through. Blue "Woof!"
"I really want to eat that dog right about now…"Ryou whispered
"You know what Blue wants to do." Joe told them.
"Die?" Yugi guessed.
"No, she wants to play Blue's Clues! *Does the freaky hand sign signal* "
"No! Not that! Anything but that!!" Jounouchi screams as he is being dragged off by Anzu and Joe. Then Jounouchi says "Ow! My side hurts!"
Yuugi examines his side and says "I think it's your appendix."
Jounouchi gasped and whispered to Ryou and Yuugi "If I'm gonna die, I don't want it to be HERE. *Says to Joe and Anzu Loudly* I was just kidding! Ow!"
"It looks like it's going to have to be taken out. I'll call my doctor, Dr. Cantdoanythingright." Joe said smiling
Jounouchi looked at Joe and said "Er…could I at least…uh…make something before I…how do I say this?…oh, die." Joe forces Jounouchi to lie down and rest.
Blue puts a paw print on the screen and Ryou examines it "It's ugly and it's blue. You heard it here first, this place IS a place of insanity. I warn you, never come this freakish place, NEVER!!!!!! Next, is when Yuugi tries to eat his millennium item. More at 11. Back to you Ken."
Joe says "Let's play Blue's Clues" Ryou, Jounouchi, and Yuugi stare as Joe does his Blue's Clues dance and Joe starts walking and the kids start saying "A clue! A clue!"
"I like Anzu too!" Joe says
Yuugi looks at him, the poor insane man and says "It's right there, you bitch!"
Joe gasps at what Yuugi said and replies "You need a time out! You stay there for 4 seconds!" Yuugi sits in corner than leaves after 4 seconds. "Don't ever do that again!"
"What?" Yuugi replies sarcastically
"Say that word!" Joe says to him shaking as finger in front of his face but Ryou bites it "Ow!!! Oh, this W-I-L-L must be the first clue! I wonder what that is… oh, well, now for handy-dandy notebook!" Takes out the notebook, which looks like the chair Jounouchi was hiding behind earlier that day. Draws W-I-L-L in book.
"Uh, can't you just remember it in your brain?" Bakura asks as he emerges from the ring.
"NO! And who are you?" Joe asks.
"I am the stealer of souls!…but you can call me Bakura. I'm here to tease you about your stupid show and you…but mostly you." Bakura says
"Whatever!" Joe laughs and continues to walk while Yuugi is frantically trying to find an exit.
"What are you looking for aibou." A mysterious person behind Yuugi says.
"An exit to get out of this freakish place." He says to the mysterious man and turns around to reveal Yami "Oh, aibou! I missed you SO much!" He says as he gives his Yami a hug.
Joe notices Yami and asks "What's your name?"
"Why should I tell you?" Yami asks
Joe looks at him puzzled and says "Because I want to be your friend!"
Yami looks at him a little furious and starts to yell at Joe "Friends?! Friends?!?! I had friends, but YOU had to come and bring my aibou to this hellhole! YOU took my aibou away from his friends! YOU made him go INSANE! YOU MADE THIS PLACE OF TORTURE!!!!!"
Joe looks at him innocently and asks stupidly "What's an aibou?"
"WHAT'S AN AIBOU?! WHAT'S AN AIBOU?!!!!!!!!! It's an other! An other, you moron!!!!! You are an idiot! That dog is a idiot! *Blue barks happily thinking it must be some sort of compliment* This place, is a place of torture!" Yami yells at Joe at the top of his lungs.
"Hmm…well, you know what that means…time to find more clues!" Joe says as he walks through the backyard.
"A clue, a clue!" The kids scream
"Oh, you see a clue? Where?" Joe asks the kids
Ryou looks at the clue and it's a list of stuff that someone wants to give away. "It's a stupid list of what needs to be given away…" Ryou says as he crumples it up into a ball and throws it aside.
"Okay, so our second clue is a list of things that need/want to be given away. Duh…….what was our first clue again? Oh, yeah a W-I-L-L…whatever that is….uh…what was our second clue?"
Bakura looks at him and shakes his head and mutters "Pathetic. *Loudly* Uh…I don't know what about a list of things that need/want to be given away?"
"No, no, I don't think so." Joe said a little stupid.
"Okay….I saw you write the clue down…it was this right? *Uncrumples the ball and shows second clue to Joe, Joe nods * And it had a blue paw print on it, am I right? *Joe nods his head again* And if that's so, this must be the second clue, right?"
"No, no I don't think so…" Joe says
"Why you-! *Starts to strangle Joe* Stupid mortals! Can't do a damn thing right! Friggin' mortals! *Soon torn away from Joe by Yuugi and Yami and Bakura is strangling to break free from their grip* Stupid mortal! Let me go I need to break every bone in his body!"
"Jooooe's stuuuuuuupid." Ryou says
"Ahh…. Isn't that cute?" Anzu asks "He wants to make friends!" She says as she sees Bakura trying to bite Yami.
While Joe is watching Bakura trying to kill Yami he notices another piece of paper that has a purple paw print…
"Uh….isn't it supposed to be blue?" Ryou asked Joe
"Oh, yeah… *puts blue color die on purple paw print and Ryou watches as it changes to blue* We found our last clue it's a piece of paper with Jounouchi's Signature on it! *Forces Jounouchi to sign the note book* We found all the clues! You know what that means…we need to sit in that chair! Okay so we have W-I-L-L, a list of things that need/want to be given away, and this signature. Now what does Jounouchi want to make?"
Yami looks at him and says "Duh, a will?"
"Yeah! We just figured out Blue's Clues! *Everyone watches as Anzu and Joe do their crazy Blue's Clues dance and they believe it's some crazy ritual dance*"
Dr Cantdoanyhtingright did the surgery and only cut in the wrong places 5 times! After he got Jounouchi stitched up. (which took a long time…) Jounouchi finally got to come out of surgery, and he had a very tight grip on his bed.
"Don't worry Jounouchi, you might be sore from the anesthesia…." Yami told Jounouchi and Dr. Cantdoanythingright said "Anesthesia? Oh, I didn't put any of that on! Oh, well."
"What do you mean you didn't put any on!" Bakura said strangling Dr. Cantdoanythingright until he was blue. "Stupid doctor! Stupid place! Stupid friggin' worrrrrrrrrrrrld!!!!!!!!!!!"
"It looks like someone needs a time out." Joe says to Bakura shoving into a corner and forcing him to sit down in a chair, but Bakura…well…he tries to kill the chair, and is successful.
You could see the doctor scribbling in his diary and saying "Dear, diary. I finally got someone through surgery without dieing!"
"I really didn't want to hear that…" Ryou said annoyed.
"Well, I'm never going to the doctor, until we get out of this freaky world." Bakura pushes his face up to the screen and says "Anyone, get us out this place! They'll get you all! YOU HEAR ME? ALLLLLLLLL! MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!" Jounouchi was able to leave the hospital about 3 days later and everyone but Anzu and Joe were going insane.
Want to know if they'll go crazy? Well you hafta find out!!