A/n- Dun dunna dun! Decided to do a Majora's Mask parody so here it is! Chapter uno. I know the beginning is kind cheesy at first, but I PROMISE that it gets crackier by the minute. Enjoy peeps.

NOTE: Flamers or whatever, do not blab to me about my writing style being generic and whatnot. I don't care. I write my way, YOU write YOUR way. If everybody wrote the same then this world would be boring as hell. Let's leave it at that.

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One day, Link and Epona were walking through the forest. "I am so freaking bored." Link sighed.

Just then, 2 fairies came out of nowhere and pushed him off his horse, making Link fall mildly unconscious. Then a weird squishy white skull kid walked over to Link, snickering evilly.

"Hehe, I finally got another person to hijack!" Just then, the rap song "Ridin' Dirty" came on out of NOWHERE as the squishy white skull kid made his way through Link's things.

"OOOOO! I found a gay flute!"

All of a sudden, Link woke up from getting hijacked. The white glowy fairy stared at Link.

"Oh crap homie, chill out man, look look look, I can hook you up brotha, c'mon let's talk this out playa!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Link yelled.

"Oh crap! Playa on a rampage!"

The two fairies and the squishy white skull kid jumped on Epona and ran away. "YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY!" Link shouted.

Link then jumped on Epona's leg. "DIZZ PLAYA's GONNA FAT UP IN THIS CRIB HOMIES!" Shouted the white glowy fairy.

He then fell off. "CRAP! They got away!"

Link then, ran after them and then found them. "I finally found you idiots!" Link shouted. "Now give me back my ocarina that my girlfriend a.k.a. Princess Zelda gave me!"

"You mean your gay flute?" The skull kid said, laughing like a maniac.

Link huffed. "GAAAAAYYYYYY! MY FLUTE-I MEAN OCARINA IS NOT GAY! NOW GIVE IT BACK!"

"No. If you want it, come and get it grasshopper."

Then the skull kid turned Link into a Deku Scrub. "What the hell? I'm a piece of wood now!" Link was extremely extremely extremely mad.

The skull kid laughed. "Yep! You just got pwned by the Pillsberry Dough Boy! MWUAHAHAHAHA!" Then the Pillsberry Skull Kid ran away with the purple fairy while leaving the white one with Link.

"AW HELL NO DAWG! YO YO YO YO YO! Don't be leavin' me with this playa!" Then the white fairy looked over at Link. "SHUT UP! This is all your fault! If it weren't for you and that stupid-"

Link interrupted. "You finished?"

"You know dawg, I ain't. I just getting started! Know what I'm saying!"

"Yes...I know what you are saying."

"Then let's get outta here cracka!"

"I'm not a cracka anymore. I'm a deku scrub now so I'm not white anymore."

"I'll STILL call ya cracka!"

They then, made their way to the clock tower. Then all of a sudden...

"HEY HEY HEY! It's FAAAAAATTT ALBERT!"

It was the Happy Mask Man.

"WHAT THE FREAK? ARE YOU A MOLESTOR? Because if you are then I will-"

Tatl interrupts. "YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO Boy hold up." She looked over at the Happy Mask Man. "Yo dawg. Look look look man, see this kid right here? He is an original...saltine...cracka."

"HEEEYYYYYY!" Link glared at Tatl.

"Anyways, dizz cracka got turned into a walking tree. We need to turn him back into a kid! Yeh, that's how it goes down."

The Happy Mask Man told Link to go Majora's Mask and the flute and he would be able to turn him back into his regular self. That sounded good enough to Link.

Then they went out the door and entered Clock Town.

"YEEEHH! HEY! What I said back there...I was messing. I'm sorry. ALRIGHT I SAID IT! GET OFF MY BACK ALREADY!"

"Okay Tatl.."

Link and Tatl were walking through clock town and saw a dog.

"Yo homie don't touch that dog. It might have rabies."

"I like dogs Tatl." Link replied. The dog spilled foam from it's mouth. "I wonder what this dog is thinking?" Asked Link. This is what the dog was thinking.

"I foam from me mouth and not me body. But people think me crazy but me got aids. People think me butt is big, but it not." The dog then attacked Link.

"Me body not foamy."

A/n- And there ends chapter 1. Reviews are Appreciated.