The Adventures of the FazBabies
A Five Nights at Freddy's Story heavily influenced by KudleyFan93's Baby Boom and FazCutie
Chapter 1: Really Smart Planning on Freddy's Part
1:30 AM
"You sure this will work?"
"Shut up, Bonnie, of course it will; Mike loves kids."
"Yargh, are ye sure we're at the right house though?"
"Of course! Now lemme get on your shoulders!"
"What?! Why you?!"
"I'm the leader. I say so."
"'Ell no!"
"You hear that bae?" Rebecca groaned in mild annoyance as she opened her eyes as the person in bed with her gently nudged her. "Sounds like it's at the front door..."
"I'll get it, Doll..." Rebecca yawned as she got up and shuffled to the front door. She unlocked the door and winced as she flicked the lights on and opened the front door. "Look buddy, it is 1:30 in the morn-" She realized she was talking to nothing at eye level. She looked down at the ground.
"Oh! Lass! What are ye doin' at Mikey's?!" the small rust colored fox kit said, surprised, sitting on the concrete steps leading to the door, only with a small rabbit kit sitting as well, and a brown bear cub wearing a much too big bowtie for his size, trying to reach the doorbell. Rebecca blinked several times, honestly trying to process what she was seeing. After a few minutes of silence, she finally spoke.
"What?"
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Several minutes later, the three babied-former-male-performers-at-Freddy's-Pizzeria were sitting on a comfy sofa, explaining that they woke up like this and Freddy had the plan to go to Mike's house to get his help. Unfortunately, that was as far as their plan was and after getting an earful from Rebecca about how stupid they were for doing that, especially that they were lucky they she answered the door, she sighed and rubbed her temples. Another woman, who Rebecca introduced as Doll, volunteered to get 'supplies' and left the house after grabbing her jacket.
"What kinda supplies is she getting lass?" Foxy asked, clearly upbeat and way too energetic for 1:30 AM.
"Just some baby supplies..." Rebecca said, yawning. Bonnie ended up copying her as he laid down on the couch and snuggling with a pink rabbit with a red bow that Rebecca had on the couch. "Baby wipes, powder, diapers..."
"D-Diapers?"
"Oh don't be so shocked Foxy," She said. "I'm not risking you guys having accidents; I don't want to replace anything." She sighed and rubbed her eyes.
"Lass?"
"Yes Foxy?"
"You never told us you had a sister!" Rebecca groaned and sighed.
"Foxy, she's not my sister."
"What?"
"She's your cousin, then." Freddy said, clearly proud of that assertion.
"Nope."
"What? Uh...Niece?"
"Not even close." She said holding up her left hand, showing a small ring on one of her fingers."Will this help?"
"Oh...uhh...husband's sister?" Rebecca sighed and held her face in her right hand.
"Erm...ye be unmarried yet...so fiance's sister?"
"How do you know she's unmarried?!"
"Well, the lass is still a Misses when addressed." Foxy stuck his tongue out. "I happen to pay attention you land lubber~" Foxy snickered and Freddy was about to snap at him but Rebecca stopped him.
"You're still wrong, you too. She's my wife, we just finishing the paperwork up now..." She corrected, earning the confused glances from the fox and bear. She sighed.
"But you're a girl-" Freddy started to say but Foxy interrupted.
"When were ye goin' to tell us lass? We love weddings!" Rebecca couldn't help but chuckle at the fox's antics, which was earning the annoyed groans and pouts from Freddy. "Oh! Can I be the one that has the pillow!?"
"The ring bearer? Well, we're already married...and it was a small court office so no..." The pirate fox pouted in annoyance. "Oh come on, no grumpiness. It's too early for that."
"Fine, but ye got to do another weddin' and invite us." Foxy said determinedly and Rebecca laughed.
"We're not allowed to leave the pizzeria." Freddy argued. "I only decided we should see Mike was because…" He frowned and crossed his arms as he started to go pink. "Nevermind…" Rebecca smirked.
"Because…?"
"Because nothing." Rebecca pretended to look offended.
"Am I not good enough to know why the great Fazbaby decided that he should try and go to Mike's house in the wee hours of the morning?"
"Yes!" Rebecca rolled her eyes as Foxy's stomach growled.
"I'm hungry…" Foxy whined and Rebecca sighed.
"Well, what do you want to eat?"
"Pizza!" Freddy ordered defiantly.
"Well, I don't have any pizza," Rebecca said. "I think I have leftover noddles, General Tso's chicken, and sweet and sour chicken."
"Noodles?" Foxy asked, clearly excited by the names. "What be that lass? And who's this General? Is he a sea captain?" Rebecca laughed.
"No, he's a land general, Foxy," She laughed as she stood up and took the pirate's paws. "Come on, let's go see what the food fairy has left me and Doll. You coming Freddy?" The bear huffed and crossed his arms. Rebecca sighed. "Alright, suit yourself. Please keep an eye on Bonnie; I will be right back." Foxy led the way to the kitchen, way too excited and acting like a child.
"Gah, he's such a baby." Freddy muttered when they walked off before noticing that Bonnie was fast asleep and, of course, sucking on his thumb. "Not you too..." he frowned before looking around the house; it was smallish, but for Fazbear's size, the house could've been a mansion, with a lot of shelves showing games and DVDs of unintelligible titles. He huffed and slowly got himself down from the couch and crawled over to a shelf (crawling is much faster, he convinced himself) and found a shiny red button. Against his better judgement, he was compelled to press the button which flickered to green and the tv flickered on after another button was pressed. Freddy's jaw dropped as the screen went to white and blue as showed a menu screen. "Huh..." he said breathlessly before spotting a white remote and after crawling to it and hitting a button the tv screen went to black as it loaded up the game. Freddy scooted back, in confusion before the title screen of the game showed up and the orchestral music filled the room, engrossing the bear, even he was unable to read the title of the game. He was so engrossed by the music that he didn't even hear the night guard and baby fox, who was finishing eating a chicken tender, enter back into the room.
"How did that-" Rebecca started before stopping when she spotted Freddy close to the TV. She sighed and shook her head before she got a plan.
"What that be lass?"
"Shantae and the Pirate's Curse. It's a video game." She explained as she helped Foxy on the couch. "It's kinda like an interactive story. And I'm going to play it for you guys." She picked up Freddy and set him on the couch before grabbing the control and sitting on the floor in front of them. Freddy didn't seem to notice or care; he always was easily distracted when it came to music. "At least till Doll get's back."
"Pirates' Curse? Why there be a curse?" Foxy asked concerned as Freddy came back down to earth and went back to 'I'm so serious and mature man' face.
"Well, we'll just have to see." She answered playfully as she started up a new file. As Rebecca played the game, she acted out the voices of the character, easily changing from the upbeat and cheerful hero of Scuttle Town, Shantae; to the sultry pirate queen of the seas Risky Boots; to a gravely voice for the Pirate Master, the evil bad guy of the story, causing some goosebumps to rise on the boys, and a playfully dorky voice for Shantae's Uncle Mimic, to which Foxy seemed to love to try and mimic. The red Foxy was greatly enjoying the game, and while Freddy would hate to admit it, he was having a great time; the music was great and while he was irritated that Rebecca was trying to engaging, asking the two boys questions, a part of him was really excited and loved the attention; even with the mild baby talk.
"Arr, lass! Get that dark magic goon over there!" Foxy yelled happily as he pointed to an enemy, to which Rebecca easily defeated. "Aha! Great job lass!"
"Only cause I've got great co-pilots." Rebecca said looking at the two, smiling before looking at Bonnie and laughed. "And sleeping beauty over there..." There were snickers from the two co-pilots as she continued playing.
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Meanwhile, at the pizzeria, Chica was choking the marionette out.
"YOU DID WHAT!? HOW STUPID ARE YOU!?" She howled, shaking the marionette, while Golden Freddy wasn't sure if he wanted to butt in, as Jeremy was out cold, having been knocked out by the magical pranksters so they could make their mischief and couldn't be much help calming Chica down.
"To be fair," Marion managed out. "It was a good idea at the time..." She screeched loud enough to wake the dead-but not Jeremy- and tossed the puppet aside before turning her attention to Golden Freddy.
"Where. The. Fuck. Are. They?" She hissed, surprising the yellow bear and sent chills down his spine. She was supposed to sweet and stuff, not scary.
"U-u-uh..." He stammered as he quickly used his powers to try and figure out where the babies were. Luckily he found their 'auras' and after moment he beamed at Chica. "They're fine. They're at a night guard's place. They're fine. Please don't kill me," Chica seemed to calm down and stepped back and sighed, clearly relieved. Before she turned and punched Gold square in the jaw sending him reeling into the door jam. She merely checked her feathers before checking Jeremy, who was still sleeping and looking adorable. She smiled before glaring at the other two and storming off into the kitchen. Once she was gone, the two pranksters looked at each other. "We should've turned her into a baby first..."
"Or made sure Freddy didn't have a key..." Marion mumbled before he smirked. "I've got a new plan...Mike's is coming in later...right?"
"Yeah...Something about fixing the cameras.." Gold smirked as he realized the plan Marion had. "And no one else is showing up, well, except for that night guard of that place Fazbear Entertainment bought, later. Oh Marion, you evil, evil, puppet. I love it." Marion smirked as they got the plan together, trying to keep it down, so Chica didn't catch them.
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FazCutie, Baby Boom belong to KudleyFan93, FNaF belongs to Scott Cawthon, Doll is technically Rebornica's character
Yeah This is getting rewritten; I wasn't happy with how the old story was going, so rewrite! This time, I'm going to keep the characterization straight and hopefully not go on tangents or ramble.