This is a collection of large or small funny stories took and modified or with added parts from the manga of Chrono Crusade. They will regard all the characters involve in funny moments.

Disclaimer: Chrono Crusade belong to Daisuke Moriyama-sama

This Comical Crusade is took from the second volume, when Rosette has gone to meet Chrono in front of the door of the Mary Magdalene's grave. Joshua is at the orphanage "Seventh Bell", in his bed...

In this evening Joshua is in his bed like every evening, forced by his state of health.

When he hears someone talk to him from out of the window...

"Don't you find it unfair? Would you become stronger and overcome all these problems caused by your power?" a big bald eagle, Aion's eagle, was on the tree in front of the window looks at the little boy.

Joshua eyes were wide open... looks at the big eagle for some moments. Then his face from astounded turn into a very scared faceand start crys and shout "UAAAAAAAA! A BIG BIRD THAT CAN SPEAK AND THAT SAY STRANGE PROPOSALS!" pointing his finger against the feathered was pearch on a branch.

A drop appears on the head of the eagle and then it shout "HEI! WHAT THE HELL! WHY YOU START CRY OUT LIKE THAT? I MADE YOU A QUESTION AND DON'T ANSWER TO IT IS ROUDNESS!" eagle wings were flapping then it calm down and start speak again "So? Do you want it or not?"

Joshua was on the defensive and still with a tear an a eye "No! I don't want it! And I can't speack and recive things from extraneous!" answers he with a naughty face.

"WHAT HAVE YOU SAID?" eagle was fill of veins were busting for the rage "That's enough! I'm feld up with you!" Aion hisself comes from out the window, holding two horns in his hends "Thake these horns that will give to you the power I'll need in the future and don't say other stupid things! Do you understand me?" looks at Joshua with an evil gaze.

"...yes" answers Joshua with resigned voice. Then he takes the two hotns and start study them "Mmmm... b-but... how can I wear these?" still with a tear on the eye.

Aion was exploding for the anger and thought "Why? Why this kid?" then he takes Joshua from a ear and drags him away "Please... SHUT UP!"

MT:This is a story comes out during a chat with a friend of mine... I thought it was a funny alternative to the original one

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