Elfbrat18: I know, I know. I've got three other stories that I should be working on, but I can't help it if I get a brainstorm. So what's one more story to add to the list?

Whistler: I think you're crazy.

Elfbrat18: Yes, but that's why you're here!

Whistler: Yeah, to save your ass...

Elfbrat18: ...and that's why I love ya. Anyway, here's what I got: what do you get when you take a movie from the 70s that involves car chases, convoys, and bootlegging, and combine it with Yugioh?

Whistler: It's Smokey and the Bandit gone horribly wrong!

Elfbrat18: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Whistler: It's not...it's just-you do know you're crazy, right?

Elfbrat18: Yeah, why do you ask?

Whistler: No reason. Okay readers, apart from listening to us argue, this is just a casting list that Elfbrat18 and I have come up with. We tried like hell to make sure the characters chosen represent the actors/actresses, but be prepared for MAJOR OOC-NESS! And this was all Elfbrat18's idea, so take it out on her if you don't like it (but try to be nice).

Elfbrat18: So here you go, people, the cast list for Smokey & the Bandit - The Yugioh Version.

The Smokey & the Bandit - The Yugioh Version

Bandit-Yami

Carrie-Anzu

Cledus-Seto

Fred-Fred

Junior-Raphael

Little Enos-Yami Bakura

Big Enos-Ryou

Patrolman-Traffic Jam-Odeon

Branford-Shadi

Mr. B-Marik

Waynette-Serenity

Hot Pants-Mai

Little Beaver-Isis

Branford's Deputy-Joey

Sugar Bear-Varon (Valin, whatever way ya spell it)

Georgia Trooper-Alastor

Alabama Trooper-Yugi

Buford T. Justice-Darts

Grave Robber-Prof. Hawkins

Good Witch of the North-Rebecca

Lamar-Duke

Foxy lady-Mana

Mokuba, Grandpa Mutou, and Tristan will make their appearance, but you'll have to wait and find out where.

Elfbrat18: Okay, that's it. This will be the cast of characters.

Whistler: What about the people who have never seen the movie?

Elfbrat18: I suggest you go out and rent it, or buy it if you can find it. It is so funny! Anyway, apart from the characters and the way they act, the story won't change much. But just imagine each chapter playing out like an episode, and you'll be laughing your butt off. Say, that gives me an idea...Whistler! Get the phone!

Whistler: Why?

Elfbrat18: Find Kazuki Takahashi's phone number! This would so make a cool series!

Whistler: (hiding the phone) Oh boy...she's off on a rant again...Well, people, now's your chance. Let us know what you think about the casting. Yeah, some of them sound bogus, and if you email Elfbrat18 (go to her profile page to get her email), we will try to explain our reasons, or if you can come up with a better idea, great! Cause we sat down for two hours trying to figure this out. Some came about quicker than others, and Elfbrat18 just said we'll stick so an so here and see how that works out...yada yada yada... So, just tell us what you think while I try to keep Elfbrat18 from dialing a REALLY, REALLY, REALLY long distance phone number.

Elfbrat18: Nice try, Whistler, I just found the phone! Hahaha! (runs off to search for the phone book)

Whistler: Talk to yall later! (follows Elfbrat18) Girl, you better give me back that phone! Don't run away from me! Get back here! Your parents will kill you! This ain't working...!