"12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS: AKATSUKI VERSION"
( My OC, Miaca, is in it too!)
On the 1st day of Christmas, Leader-sama gave to me
a one tailed jinchuurinki!
On the 2nd day of Christmas, Konan gave to me
two paper cranes
and a one tailed jinchuurinki!
On the 3rd day of Christmas, Deidara gave to me
three exploding spiders
two paper cranes
and a one tailed jinchuurinki!
On the 4th day of Christmas, Sasori gave to me
four killer puppets
three exploding spiders
two paper cranes
and a one tailed jinchuurinki!
On the 5th day of Christmas, Itachi gave to me
five bottles of nail polish
four killer puppets
three exploding spiders
two paper cranes
and a one tailed jinchuurinki!
On the 6th day of Christmas, Kisame gave to me
six tamable piranhas
five bottles of nail polish
four killer puppets
three exploding spiders
two paper cranes
and a one tailed jinchuurinki!
On the 7th day of Christmas, Hidan gave to me
seven headless people
six tamable piranhas
five bottles of nail polish
four killer puppets
three exploding spiders
two paper cranes
and a one tailed jinchuurinki!
On the 8th day of Christmas, Kakuzu gave to me
eight cheep sweaters
seven headless people
six tamable piranhas
five bottles of nail polish
four killer puppets
three exploding spiders
two paper cranes
and a one tailed jinchuurinki!
On the 9th day of Christmas, Orochimaru gave to me
nine drooling serpents
eight cheep sweaters
seven headless people
six tamable piranhas
five bottles of nail polish
four killer puppets
three exploding spiders
two paper cranes
and a one tailed jinchuurinki!
On the 10th day of Christmas, Miaca gave to me
ten types of weapon
nine drooling serpents
eight cheep sweaters
seven headless people
six tamable piranhas
five bottles of nail polish
four killer puppets
three exploding spiders
two paper cranes
and a one tailed jinchuurinki!
On the 11th day of Christmas, Zetsu gave to me
eleven man-eating plants
ten types of weapon
nine drooling serpents
eight cheep sweaters
seven headless people
six tamable piranhas
five bottles of nail polish
four killer puppets
three exploding spiders
two paper cranes
and a one tailed jinchuurinki!
On the 12th day of Christmas, Tobi gave to me
twelve Akatsuki cloaks
eleven man-eating plants
ten types of weapon
nine drooling serpents
eight cheep sweaters
seven headless people
six tamable piranhas
five bottles of nail polish
four killer puppets
three exploding spiders
two paper cranes
and a one tailed jinchuurinki!
END!!!!!!!
Author's note:
and they killed Tobi for giving me their cloaks. Poor guy....Anyway.s....meet my
new assistant!
Mizu: Konichiwa!
Author: hello Mizu. I'll let you write stories but no character deaths okay?
Mizu: Hai Author-sama!
Author: If you do, i will turn you into a giant turnip.
Mizu: or push me off a cliff!
Author: or burn your face!
Mizu: or fry my hands!
Author: why are you still helping me decide your punishment?
Mizu: It's okay! If I die, I'll take you with me!
Author: .... Your fired...now, come here, Ruki!
(Mizu leaves ruki comes in)
Ruki: hiya!!!!
Author: Ruki is my PERMANENT assisstant, unless I fire him if he tries to take me with him to Hell.
Ruki: Hey you, bitch
Author: you foul-mouthed assistant! that's it! from now on! NO MORE ASSISTANTS!!!
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