"Flashlight"
As the barbeque chips attacked Belly Duck, and her family the transformers they all died including the newborn transformer Lemonmeringue belly said "I hate all u bitches!"
We lived in Antarctica then we had to move to Tokyo, New York the sunniest, driest, place in the continental world. (More dry than Africa!) Flashlights! Anyways yeah.
I was once human but then I fell in love with a transformer that turned into magical butterflies that had antenna guns and stuff. So then he got me preggo so ya I had a magical butterfly human (which sucks cause I hate butterflies and children). And then I died but I then got built into a transformer butterfly and then I had to overcome my fear of children and butterflies. The flashlights assisted me with those mental issues.
Did I mention I hate barbeque chips? Well yeah I do so suck it. One day I was flying in butterfly form and this guy was eating barbeque chips in a nuclear power plant but the power plant exploded and got nuclearness on the chips so then they mutatefied and started attacking me and um then my love who I was really starting to hate because he is a drunk bastard, had to take my neglected daughter and um give her tampons because she was bleeding like hell out of uterusland. Then she out of nowhere pooped out eggs that appeared to be flamingo eggs so I was like what the hell and stuff but then the chips were attacking so I got out my ninja flashlights because barbeque chips hate ninja flashlight apparently so if you ever get attacked by mutatefied barbeque chips have ninja flashlights handy so you don't die.
But all the sudden my werecracker friend Zacob jumped out with his werecracker pack and they ate they rest of the barbeque chips then we high fived.
Zeth, Zam, Zaul, and Zeah the werecracker pack ran away because transformer butterflies and werecrackers are enemies. Then there was an awkward silence between me and Zacob because I haven't talked to him since that night in my bed when I was human. I was about to say something but then he exploded and the mutafied crackers were there from his stomach and ate my family and I finally got to say what I always wanted "I hate you all bitches!" and then I died. . . again.
The end.
P.S. heaven sucked