Kingdom Hearts! Yeah!

Anyway, this is just a little quickie story of how the battles between Sora and Sephiroth would really go. To me. The way it should go. I'll shut up now.

Sora walks into the Olympus Coliseum. Sephiroth is already standing there with his back turned.

"You again..." says Sora.

Sephiroth turns around and just stares at Sora.

"I got you this time!" Sora charges toward him with Keyblade in hand. He tries to strike, but the blade is blocked and flung out of the coliseum. Sora watches it for about 3 seconds.

"...O...kay..."

Sephiroth cuts Sora's cheek.

"Ow! Damn it!" He makes the time-out sign and begins walking away, holding his cheek.

"You cheater! I'll get you...you bastard...now where'd it go..?"

(Round 2/Two months later)

"Ha ha! I've got you now!" Sora's back in the Coliseum, fighting an irritated Sephiroth. He stares again.

"I got a new plan of attack! Prepare yourself!" Sora begins to attack from the front, but then shifts left. He tries to slash, but Sephiroth trips him. Sora falls flat on his face. Eventually, he rises.

"I'm okay."

Sephiroth cuts Sora's nose.

"Ah! Damn it! Ooh! That burns! Ow..." He makes the time-out sign and begins staggering away, holding his nose.

"I'll get a hit off you...one day...oh, my face..."

(Round 3/Five months later)

"All right, payback time!"

Sora is back. What else is new?

"I brought my friends Donald and Goofy with me too!"

Sephiroth sighs. There is a brief moment of silence.

"...Uh...Goofy?"

Sora sees Goofy beheaded in the corner with his shield cut in half.

"...Donald?"

Donald is spurting blood, flailing like a fish, with his beak cut off.

"...Mommy?"

Sephiroth cuts Sora's neck.

"Ow! You son of a bitch! You could've killed me!"

Oh, really?

"Shut up!" Sora makes the time-out sign and staggers away, holding his neck.

"He killed my friends...it's on now..."

(Round 4/Eight months later)

"You are so dead."

Sephiroth shrugs and stares at him. Sora. Of course. He now had a gun. Just a regular shotgun.

"Let's see you dodge this!" Fire one.

Sephiroth deflects it.

"...Die!" Fire two.

Sephiroth deflects it.

"...Son of a-" Fire three.

The deflected bullet hits Sora's leg.

"Ah! Shit!" Sora falls to the floor screaming, and Sephiroth chuckles a little.

"That's not right! Ow!" Sora makes the time-out sign and rolls away.

(Round 5/One year later)

"I'm surprised you didn't give up yet."

...You're surprised?

Sephiroth gets ready.

"Now, uh...um...uh...how was I gonna get you again? Uhm...uh..."

Sephiroth cancels his stance and stares at the continuing Sora with a confused look. He then leaves to get a Big Mac.

(20 minutes later)

Sephiroth is now sitting and eating a number 1.

"Uh...um...uh-I got you!" Sora throws his Keyblade at him. It is sent flying straight up.

"Stop toying with me!"

Sephiroth cuts Sora's ear.

"Ow! That's not fair!" Sora makes the time-out sign and runs off. Sephiroth continues eating.

(Final Round/A week later)

Sephiroth is waiting for Sora again. Suddenly, a hot-air balloon flies overhead. Sora is laughing manaically.

"Try and stop me now, bitch!" He throws down a big bomb. Sephiroth smirks and jumps directly toward it.

Boom!

"Finally! And it only took 2 years!"

The smoke clears. Sephiroth is rising fast. Sora keeps on laughing, then feels a strong wind. Then he feels something land on the balloon. Then he hears a hissing sound.

"...Shit..."

Sephiroth cut Sora's arm on his way down.

"I'll kill you for this..!"

Ding!

Sephiroth walks away, shaking his head.

...That's it. What? You wanted more?