Well...I wanted to write a So Random sketch,
And the ActivOn & HeadOn product commercials just annoy me.
So...I came up with a sketch to make fun of the product and commercials!
Yay!
Don't know what you guys will think about it, but feel free to tell me! Its my first story of this summer!
~Juliet
Disclaimer: Don't own the ideas of ActivOn or HeadOn, so don't sue me.
"Are you ready to get So Random?"
*Da-Da-Da-Da-Da*
...
(Zora)
*Loud voice*
Have you ever had a boyfriend that wouldn't do anything?
Did they just lay around, and expect you to make them breakfast?
Did you find herself trying to get them to go to the gym?
Did you know that your problems can be solve with CREAM?
Why do I ask many questions, that you only listen to so you don't miss a minute of your vampire shows?
(Tawni)
*Old Grandmother that has had more boyfriends then her real age...*
Get off the couch, you old bum!
You eating all my yogurt!
Go to the gym.
At least Henry could do jumping jacks!
(Grady)
*Grumpy fat old man*
Then why didn't you marry him?
I'm not going anywhere!
(Zora)
Well not anymore with the Lazy Guy-unator Cream!
(Sonny)
*Machine sounding*
Apply directly where he stinks!
Apply directly where he stinks!
(Grady)
Hey!
Get that cream off my bold spot!
Its the only model feature, I will ever have!
(Sonny)
Lazy Guy-unator Cream- Apply directly where he stinks!
Lazy Guy-unator Cream- Apply directly where he stinks!
(Tawni)
Billy isn't sitting on my couch anymore,
And looks like he's 78 again!
This cream really works!
Its worth 45.99 any day!
(Grady)
*Man that looks like he's 16*
This cream really changed my girlfriend's and my relationship.
She isn't scared to be seen in pubic with me anymore.
It has even let her sit on the couch now!
(Sonny)
Lazy Guy-unator Cream- Apply directly where he stinks!
Lazy Guy-unator Cream- Apply directly where he stinks!
Lazy Guy-unator Cream- Apply directly where he stinks!
Lazy Guy-unator Cream- Apply directly where he stinks!
Lazy Guy-unator Cream-I'm not getting paid enough to say this!
(Zora)
So now don't waste your time with that man who needs cream!
And come and buy your Lazy Guy-unator Cream today
(Nico)
*In the fast mode*
This product may cause:
green skin, red hair, blue eyes,
grumpy men, head cancer, more stink,
break-ups, heart breaks, laziness,
laughter, angry mobs, annoyed T.V. watchers,
cream, pain, babies
This product does not really work, and is getting sold for money.
If you have a complaint, don't call
555-5555
We are not responsible for your personal issues.
Could be poisonous- We don't know, the actors used fake cream.
(Sonny)
Lazy Guy-unator Cream- Apply directly where he stinks!
*Nico, Sonny & Zora give a thumbs up*
...
*Crow Laughs*
*Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da*
So what do you think...
Did I try to hard for a laugh?
Does it seem like a real sketch?
Is it a one-shot and good try?
REVIEW or I will apply it directly where it hurts! :)