Pyrrha, Frisk, Onion Bubs and Penny are on King Kai's planet.
They are ready for some training
King Kai: We have new visitors.
Frisk: Who, us?
King Kai: Yes, you. In order to start training, you need to make me laugh. Tell me the best joke.
Pyrrha: What? I'm sorry, what was that again?
King Kai: You have to tell me a joke. I need to laugh.
Frisk: I once saw a sign that made me pee myself.
Frisk: It said "Bathroom Out Of Order"
King Kai laughs.
Onion Bubs: Knock Knock!
King Kai: Who's there?
King Kai gets upset and moves on to Pyrrha.
He was supposed to say *laughs* who?
Pyrrha: How do you turn a Penny into a dollar?
Pyrrha: Split it into four quarters.
Penny gets triggered.
Onion Bubs: WAIT! I DID NOT FINISH MY JOKE
Pyrrha: I'm sorry.
King Kai laughs at Pyrrha's joke.
King Kai: You have one, Onion Bubs?
King Kai: Laughs who?
Onion Bubs: Nothing! I just wanted to have you laugh.
King Kai laughs.
King Kai: Penny, what about you?
Penny does not know any good jokes.
Onion Bubs: The gravity here is strong! Look at me jump!
*nothing happens*
Onion Bubs: Oh yeah, I have no legs
Freddie: Gravity?
King Kai: Try to catch Bubbles the monkey, he is used to this planet's gravity.
Freddie: Who gives a frick about gravity?
Willosaur: me!
King Kai: Penny and Freddie, think of a joke.
Freddie: What are ya talking about?
Pyrrha throws her spear. It misses Bubbles and hits Frisk accidentally. Frisk takes no damage.
Pyrrha: I'm sorry!
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman: GAH!
Frisk: [3FIGHT]
King Kai: Try to make me laugh.
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman: ALRIGHT ONE OF YOU FRICK DRANK MAI KOOL-AID?
[❤️MERCY]
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman looks around the room
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman: RED HEART=MAI KOOL-AID!
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman: GET OVER HERE!
Pyrrha whispers Penny a joke
*Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman Appears to be angry
Penny: What do you get when you cross a knife with a pig?
Penny: Pork chop
Frisk: Here you go!
*Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman Thinks you drank his Kool-aid
[❤️MERCY]
King Kai hears Penny's joke and laughs.
[❤️GIVE Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman KOOLAID]
Penny uses her dancing swords to catch Bubbles.
Frisk: I found it somewhere around here.
*Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman Drinks Kool-Aid
*Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman Is still angry
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman: THIS ISN'T GOING TO HELP!
Frisk: What?
King Kai gives every type of food to Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman
*Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman Is not satisfied
Onion Bubs: YOU GAVE HIM ONION MUSHRROM STEW? WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF HE DRINKS IT
*Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman Grabs a gun
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman: EAT MAI BULLETS!
Frisk: Who even are you?
Pyrrha retrieves her spear using her semblance.
Pyrrha's spear turns into a rifle
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman: IT DOESN'T MATTER, CAUSE YA GONNA DIE!
Pyrrha attacks Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman.
*Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman shoots bullets
Frisk: [dials a number on phone]
Frisk: I am Frisk. I'm 16. This adult is trying to kill me.
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman: SAY HELLO TO MAI LITTLE FRIEND!
Operator: Where are you?
Pyrrha deflects the bullets using her semblance and her shield
Frisk: On King Kai's Planet.
*Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman Calls in his friends
Operator: I am there.
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman: TAKE E'M DOWN!
Police: You are under arrest for trying to harm a minor.
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman: DIE!
[Onion Bubs cracks Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman's neck with telekinesis]
*Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman Grabs a tons of rocks and hits the police
Police: That did nothing.
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman: IM NOT WHO YOU THINK I AM!
Pyrrha grabs Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman's gun with her semblance.
Pyrrha fires a bullet at Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman.
*Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman Is stopped by Freddie
King Kai is shocked
Freddie fries Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman's computery compartments
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman: Critical error...
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman falls down as his red eye turns off
Freddie: Henchmen, always trying to attack other people...
[gives Kappa a soda]
Thanks
I did owe you one.
King Kai: your next training is to hit Gregory with a hammer.
Freddie: holds up Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman And finds a gem inside
Freddie: AH-HA!
King Kai gives Freddie a hammer.
Gregory appears and runs.
Freddie: It seems that this gem came from another worldly universe!
Or dimension
King Kai gives Frisk another hammer
Freddie: But I cant seem to recognize it...
[❤️FIGHT]
Freddie: Im taking this to my lab to study
Gregory flies quickly
Due to intense gravity, the hammer is overly heavy
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman turns on for a quick minute.
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman: My creator...
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman: Will find you...
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman: and when he does...
Onion Bubs: I have telekinesis, a force stronger than gravity!
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman: This universe will be his...
Red Eye UB Funkey Henchman: goodbye cruel world...