"What, where IS HE?" Numbuh 3/ Kuki Sanban

One day in the teenage lives of Sector V, unusually Numbuh 1 was missing unusually.

"Had anyone seen Numbuh 1 after school?" Numbuh 2 asked.

"While I was walking down the steps, he told me he was going to sleep over at Rachel's for the night, why?" Numbuh 4 asked.

"Just wondering since I hadn't seen him," Numbuh 2 then put two and two together. "Ohh,"

"Yeah, ohh," Numbuh 4 said. "Now be quiet. I have yet to finish this album Mike gave me and I need my Queen album back from him like 10 minutes ago.

"Why didn't tell me?" Numbuh 2 wondered.

"I'm hearing a voice that is not Travis McCoy's,"

"Fine, I'll shut up,"

"Thank you,"

"Oh, Wally," Numbuh 3/ Kuki said.

"Yeah," Numbuh 4 responded.

"Dude, look up," Numbuh 2 said.

"Fine, now wha," His question became a drool.

"I need you to help me with something in my room,"

"O.k," Numbuh 4 said and then ran in Kuki's direction. "Now what do you need help with?"

"Something with my bed,"

"Alright then," He said. "We go to the bedroom!" Then after Numbuh 2 saw them run off, Numbuh 5 walked in with only a bra and a thong on.

"Hogan," Numbuh 5 said

"I'm coming," Numbuh 2 said and then dashed in after her.

That's right; it's Sexy Night for Sector V. But every good thing comes with a price, read on.

It was a major make out session between Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 362 on the couch when they heard a pounding on the door.

"I'll get," Rachel/Numbuh 362 said. She walked up, opened the door, and her little brother came in wheezing.

"Shut the door," Harvey said. "Now!" Rachel slammed the door.

"Harvey, what did you do?" Before Harvey could respond, the door busted down and about 5 gang members maybe in their early twenties came rushing in.

'You owe us a lot of money, punk!" The oldest looking one said.

"I know, if you'd give me a little more time, I could get it for you, I just don't have it all now?"

"All?"

"Yeah, I have about 50 percent,"

"Then why did we have to chase you through all of Cleveland?"

"I was trying to buy time so I could figure out what to do,"

"Go get your money, punk!"

"Alright, alright,"

"Wait a minute Harley," Numbuh 1 piped up.

"Stay out of it Nigel," Rachel pleaded.

"Nigel?" One of them said, probably 2 or 3 years older than 17 year old Nigel. "The Boss would much rather have your bald a** than a hundred bucks,"

"A hundred?" asked Rachel.

"I took Maria Allison out on a date,"

"I'm not gonna let my girlfriend's little brother get bullied around by 5 idiots in their twenties who have no free will," Nigel said

"Aww, that's very touching, but you're gonna die, b******," Then all five of the men came and attacked Nigel at once. He took them easy, but then the apparent leader called in the rest of the gang, and was it a big one of 20+ people, some holding weapons like butcher knives and titanium baseball bats. F***! Nigel thought. You can handle this Nigel; you've survived adults with guns, you can survive punks with hand held weapons. It proved to be easier said than done. They were tougher than Nigel originally anticipated. It became a lot easier once he disarmed one person with a bat, but they were just too strong for Nigel to handle alone. If only he could create a long enough break to alarm Sector V to come help him.

"Rachel," Nigel said while hitting people with the bat he was using.

"Yeah, what do you need?" Rachel asked.

"Reach into my back pocket and grab my communicator to call my friends, press the red button and they'll know what to do,"

"Gotcha," Rachel responded. It was really hard considering the fact that Nigel was constantly fighting 25+ men. Nigel couldn't resist them forever, but he needed to until he could call his friends. There was the slightest opportunity and Nigel tried to take it, but then the apparent leader tackled him before Nigel could press the button.

"You ain't getting' help that fast b******," Then, the leader got really rough throwing him against the wall, then the stair rail, then the classic slide across a table, and then finally, Nigel got heaved onto the lawn and then he jumped on top of Nigel and punched and beat Nigel so bad that breathing hurt.

"Get off of him!" Harvey yelled and then he sped head first into the guy jumping Nigel into the street and beat him until he saw a car's headlights, the he jumped back.

"Sayonara, b******," Harvey said. He turned around and everyone was gone.

"F*** LIFE!"