15 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape!
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Ask him what the biggest fish he ever caught with his nose was (because it's long, hooked, and pointy)
Take a picture of Harry's eyes and put them up all over Snape's office, room, etc.
Call him Snivellous
Hide an alarm clock that ticks in his classroom in the middle of class.
Ask him what fast food place hooks him up with all the grease he puts in his hair
Ask him how many times he matches Harry's name with his last name, because Lily should have married him.
Get a random button and go up to him shouting, "SNAPE! I FOUND THY BUTTON!"
Call him the half-blood princess whenever you see him
Whenever someone gets "dissed" by someone when Snape's around, say "Oh, Snape!"
Call his patronus 'Unmanly'
he's sleeping, draw a lightning-bolt scar on his forehead with permanent marker
into him at random times yelling, "Bother. Bother. Bother."
14. Go Up to him when there are a bunch of people around and ask very loudly if you could have your ointment back
15. Go up to him and ask in a baby voice, "Excuse me sir, but why do always have the gwumpsies?"
Awwww….. This is too fun…. I'll have to make it 20.
16. Go up to him when there a bunch of people around him and loudly tell him you need to draw the Dark Mark for class and ask to see his to copy it.
17. Bedazzle his robes
18. Carve a big heart with LE+SS inside of it onto every wooden (or carvable) thing he owns
Read this list secretly in class and when he takes it and reads it out loud to the class to "embarrass" you, smile.
Set disco lights up in his classroom and bewitch them to go off every 10 minutes with a different '90s disco song each time.
Sorry this was such a LOONNNNGGG story (and I might make a sequel soon), but there are just SO many ways to annoy Snape! Ok…. So, next Annoyer is (By request from my cousin)…..
LAVENDER BROWN!
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