Hello Everyone Ocean here! I hope you enjoy this story where our favorite pineapple head teaches at Hogwarts! Since the Naruto series is a Japanese anime it can be assumed that they are speaking in Japanese. So to differentiate between Japanese and English please follow the key ;)
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Chapter 1
The seventh Hokage sat at his desk looking over various requests sent to him on missions for the ninja of Konoha. His Advisor Nara Shikamaru sat on the opposing side of the room sorting through other papers.
" Anything of interest Naruto ?"
" Hm," Naruto mumbled before looking up at Shikamaru.
" Nah it's just the same old same old stuff, mainly village repairs … really stuff that the young jounin and chunin could do".
Shikamaru sighed deeply
" That's a relief "
" What you're not going to say what a drag " Naruto joked.
" What's a drag is you asking me about things being a drag … besides, it's not like there have been any big missions that require me to do troublesome work. It gives me more life with troublesome women and Shikadai."
" Yeah I feel you on that one, Less work means more time with my beautiful wife and children".
Suddenly the window flew open and an owl fell through landing on The Seventh Hokage's pile of papers. Attached to the foot was a letter
Written on the back
Nanadaime Hokage Naruto Uzumaki
Hokage Tower
Konohagakure
The Village Hidden in the Leaves
The front held a seal Reading Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Naruto inspected the note and slit it open.
Shikamaru looked up expectedly as Naruto gave it a once over.
Dear Lord Uzumaki,
I am Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore the headmaster of a prestigious school in Scotland known as the Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. I was well acquainted with the 3rd Hokage Lord Sarutobi who has aided our people in times of need. As you may or may not be aware of my introduction I am the headmaster of a school for wizards and witches. Similarly to your ninja's chakra, the witches and wizards contain magic that can only be harnessed through a wand. Our school is facing a dark lord who will rise before we can stop him. It seems that magic wands can only get us so far. I ask that you send a skilled Shinobi with knowledge and tactics in combat and chakra use so that the wizards and witches will be more prepared for future conflict.
If you are willing to spare a Shinobi to act as a teacher, please send a reply. I would be honored to personally escort your Shinobi to the school.
Respectfully
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.
" You know how I mentioned bliss before ?" Naruto asked
Shikamaru nodded.
" We have a request for a skilled Shinobi, one with knowledge and ability to go teach at a Wizarding School. As hard as it is to believe I do remember the old man talking about wizarding people. They apparently lack any form of defense that does not involve magic and need help to be prepared for an oncoming war "
" What a drag " drawled Shikamaru
"Let me guess, you nominated me ?"
Naruto grinned apologetically.
"Fine, just make sure Tem is informed of my location"
"Will do, we don't want scary chick going all crazy over your disappearance now do we " Naruto half-joked lowering and raising his eyebrows.
" what a drag " Shikamaru repeated staring out the window watching clouds go by.
The seventh Hokage quickly wrote a reply informing the headmaster that the request was accepted and that Shikamaru Nara would be just the person for the job.
Not even 20 minutes later a loud pop was heard and an older looking man with half-moon spectacles and a long grey beard appeared.
He had a sort of twinkle in his eye as he walked up to the desk of the Hokage and kindly stuck his hand out.
"Would I be correct to assume you are Lord Hokage? Ahh, forgive my rudeness I am Albus Dumbledore ."
Naruto stood up and shook his hand.
" Welcome to the Village Hidden in the leaves. Yes, I am the Hokage, welcome headmaster ."
" what a polite young man" Dumbledore chuckled.
"I assume you have been briefed on the mission ?"
"Yes and Shikamaru Nara will be the teacher who is coming, I believe you will find his skills to be above exceptional."
"Very well Thankyou for the short notice help. I brought a few things that I think you will find helpful, Lord Hokage " Dumbledore said turning to Shikamaru.
"As for you Mr. Nara I will place a spell on you that will allow you to have no trouble speaking in .." Dumbledore was interrupted by Shikamaru
"There will be no need for the spell, I studied English a few years ago when I couldn't sleep. I read the entire English dictionary and grammar rules book in one night … seems like I picked it up pretty well " Shikamaru stated in English with an apparent Japanese accent.
Dumbledore looked shocked, to say the least.
Naruto laughed " That's our Shikamaru Dattebayo".
"Incredible I didn't think someone could pick up English so fast" Dumbledore noted.
" Most people can't, Shikamaru just happens to have an enlarged IQ" Naruto paused and mumbled under his breath " And head".
" Well, in that case, we can't waste another moment. Thank you once again, Lord Seventh. We best be on our way since the term begins in less than a week, please use this port key once you have packed your stuff. The key should take you to my office at Hogwarts. The key will leave at exactly 4:37."
Without another word, Dumbledore disappeared with a small pop.