Pairing: Jean/Marco
Warning: Modern AU. Even though we already know this, Jean speaks french fluently. Also, my work should not be used as a good source for french lessons. Google translate's a bitch. Thank you anon for helping me correct some of it.
"Marco, avez-vous vu mon portable?" (Marco, have you seen my phone?) Jean said to his boyfriend. Marco was seemingly ignoring him, lounging on their shared bed.
"Hey tu dork je sais que vous pouvez m'entendre" (hey you dork, i know you can hear me)
"J'adore la pizza au pepperoni." (i love pepperoni pizza)Jean said to see if Marco was listening. If he did, he didn't show it. Marco had been doing this a lot lately. Jean is pretty annoying though. He loses everything! It's just like, get yourself together man!
"Je sais que vous pouvez me comprendre, Marco" (I know you can understand me, Marco)the two-toned haired boy continued further.
"Je suis en amour avec Eren."(I'm in love (the city goddammit) with Eren) Jean tested, to see if Marco was still listening. As predicted, a snigger came from the freckled boy.
Jean puffed up with frustration and proceeded to get Marco's attention.
"Hé! Ne ris pas!"(Hey! Don't laugh you ass) Jean huffed. Marco doesn't have the heart to tell Jean that he hates french. He knows that his boyfriend is from France. Jean's mother still lives in France. Speaking the language reminds him of his mother, who he so desperately misses.
"Jean…." Marco said in that adorably frustrated tone of his. "Stop, or you can spend the day with Eren. You love him enough." He had a smirk on his face that would give Levi a run for his money and a glint in his eye that would put the Weasley twins (or the Hitachiin twins) to shame. Sweet freckled Jesus isn't as nice and innocent as his nickname suggests.
Jean scoffed at the idea. "Why would I do that, the person I love most is right in front of me?" He said while drawing closer to Marco, capturing his lips in a brief kiss. That was below the belt Jean, not cool man, not cool.
A bit after their impromptu make out session (below the belt Jean….) Marco resumed ignoring his "big bad boyfriend"'s french.
"Seriously Jean, get out of my room if you're going to keep trying to speak french to me." Marco sighed finally. This was gonna be a long day.
"But why Marco?!"
Quickly making up an excuse, Marco said," I have to study for my world literature test tomorrow" knowing gosh darn well that he had no such thing going on.