AN: This is like an early halloween fic that just came to me. It's also shameless promotion to my fanfic, The Bitchy Witch And Her Soulmate. Check it out.
Ring, ring.
Finally Tim shows up. 'bout time. I open the door, and to my surprise I see two girls standing there. Witches. Both of 'em. An' redheads.
"Trick or treat?" they say. Right. Halloween.
"Don't have any."
The taller of thems' eyes flash black for a moment. Fucking witches. Shoulda been exterminated, but noo, that's mean.
"But what's in the bowl on the drawer?" the shorter one asks.
"Nothing," I growl, and shut the door, well, I would've, if a foot hadn't been in the way.
"Well, why don't you check?" the taller one suggests. I check, and there's a bowl of candy. I get the bowl and pour the contents onto the floor outside my door.
"There you go," I growl and close the door. Fucking halloween.