An Ode to Goren
Lie, Lie that is all you do
Though the convicts not know it's true
Tell them their boyfriend does gay stuffs
So you can put them in cuffs
Wait that is not all you do
You also eat and eat moo
Get it, cause you're a cow?
It doesn't matter though since you stop criminals now
Burgers, Ice cream and Soda Pop
It doesn't matter though because you're a cop
Goren eat your French Fries, Eat your lard
I am in no place to give you advice, for I am just a bard
But this ode is dedicated to you
Or maybe I'm lying