(This goes to the tune of Don't Trust Me, by 3oh!3. so yea….enjoy!)
Cant Trust Noobs (With Cake) –Runescape-
I really hate noobs
Why don't they just die?
They just walk around
Why do they even try?
Wait a second
I used to be one
But now I'm not
So I'm having a hell lot more fun
I walk up
And buy some cake
It looks so good
I can hardly wait
Wait a second
This isn't choc
Its stupid old sponge
It'll taste like a block (of dirt)
It really tastes bad uh oh
The stupid noob is still there
Why won't he go?
Uh oh oh oh
Don't trust a noob
Can't trust a noob
Never trust a noob
He'll steal food.
I teleport to lumbridge for a loaf of bread
Somehow he found me uh oh oh oh
Don't trust a noob
Can't trust a noob
Never trust a noob
He'll steal food
He just stands there all day
Waiting for me to drop food
Why won't he go away?
I take out an axe
And look for a tree
He won't know what im doing…maybe…
I make a big boat and float to Wildy
He won't find me here
Hah hah hah hee hee hee
Wait a second
He's standing right there
What the heck
Why wont he go get killed by a bear
He wants my food whoohoo
I won't give it whoohoo
He's really creepy uh oh
Uh oh oh oh
Don't trust a noob
Can't trust a noob
Never trust a noob
He'll steal food.
He wants my food uh oh
I won't give it uh oh
He's keeps staring uh oh
Uh oh oh oh
Don't trust a noob
Can't trust a noob
Never trust a noob
He'll steal food.
Shut up shut your mouth
And stop creeping me out
You're just a stupid noob
(x3)
(echoed noises lol)
This is pointless
The only thing he says
Is "OMG can I has the piece of bread?"
I say "NO." and run away
Grab a magic carpet and float away
I land in polivianach far from him
Jump into a well oh my gosh it's dim
"Choke" "cough" I forgot facemask
Now I'm dead and away at last
But look
He stole all my stuff
What a jerk
Now he's the one that's tough
He stole all my armor
He stole all my food
He even stole my
SPONGE CAKE
Don't trust a noob
Cant trust a noob
Never trust a noob
He'll steal food.