Hey peeps. Okay, so I had no idea why I wanted to write this... I was kinda high on sugar, I guess?
Basically, it's the chat room of the Wasabi Warriors, and it's kinda... Weird. Yeah, explains the title.
So... Probably my first humor fic, and it seriously sucks, cuz I'm NOT a funny person. Seriously. And when I AM funny, it's completely accidental and most of the time, I don't even realize its funny till people tell me. So...?
Anyway, their usernames are really obvious, so... I'll just tell you that Jack is 'SkaterJA' and Jerry is 'SwagMasterXD', since those don't directly use their names.
Disclaimer: Don't own Kickin' It. All rights go to Disney/XD.
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Da Posse of Platypi
KimCxx: Okay, who changed our group name? 'Da Posse of Platypi', really? And FYI, it's 'platypuses'.
MiltonDavidKrupnick: True that, Kimberly!
KimCxx: ...
SwagMasterXD: I DID! How do you like it? :D
KimCxx: You actually BOTHER asking that question?
SwagMasterXD: Yes, yes I do.
SkaterJA: Sounds like someone's suffering from Phineas and Ferb overload.
EDDIEistheman: OOOOOHHH! I LOVE that show! My favorite character is Steve.
SkaterJA: ?
KimCxx: My exact reaction.
SwagMasterXD: AWWWHHH, you guys are bonding! EVERYONE EXCEPT KIM AND JACK LOG OUT!
3.47 PM
SwagMasterXD has logged out.
3.47 PM
SwagMasterXD has logged on.
KimCxx: Really Jerry? You weren't gone for more than 3 seconds.
SwagMasterXD: I got bored.
KimCxx: Any idea what happened to Milton?
MiltonDavidKrupnick: I'm still here, Kimberly. Just getting a head start in next year's chemistry syllabus...
KimCxx: ...
EDDIEistheman: ...
SkaterJA: ...
SwagMasterXD: ...
SwagMasterXD: I love unicorns.
SkaterJA: Manly choice, young grasshopper.
EDDIEistheman: They ARE pretty awesome.
MiltonDavidKrupnick: They don't exist.
KimCxx: You boys are weird. I'm a girl and I don't even like them. And here I am, chatting with four boys, three of which like unicorns...I'm on Mars, right? Oh god.
SkaterJA: Gosh Milton and Kim, don't be such party poopers. =.=
SwagMasterXD: OOOH, BURRRRNN! Wait, did Jack just criticize Kim?
EDDIEistheman: o.O
KimCxx: Ugh! This is stupid - that's it, I'm logging out, I've got this mountain of homework to do anyway.
3.52 PM
KimCxx has logged out.
SwagMasterXD: Severe issues, that one. :-/
SkaterJA: Oh, give her a break. Probably PMS-ing. Puberty ain't pretty.
EDDIEistheman: Ya know, even being the playah I am, I still don't get the deal with girls and their weird feelings.
MiltonDavidKrupnick: Wish there was a manual. A written text penned by a professional would prove useful.
SkaterJA: We should WRITE a manual! XD
SwagMasterXD: Dude, that's awesome! I can totally picture the title - "THE BIG BOOK OF GIRLS AND THEIR WEIRD EMOTIONS CONCERNING UNICORNS."
MiltonDavidKrupnick: ... I was thinking "How Girls Think."
SkaterJA: Agreed.
EDDIEistheman: Yeah...
SwagMasterXD: Fine... X(
SkaterJA: Chapter 1...wazzit about?
SwagMasterXD: Blonde Girls Prefer Brunets. Chapter 2 can be 'Blonde Girls Are More Prone To Denial.' Chapter 3 can be 'Mixed Signals By Choosing Jerks For Love Interests, Only To Be Saved By Brunets Who Secretly Like Them.'
SkaterJA: ...Jerry, I know where you're going with this, and it's NOT COOL.
EDDIEistheman: Yeah. :( IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT KICK, CREATE A BOOK ENTITLED 'THE CHRONICLES OF JACK AND KIM - KICK'.
SwagMasterXD: Ooh! Let's do that! :D
MiltonDavidKrupnick: I don't want to draw attention to myself, but what about 'Millie'?
SwagMasterXD: Who's Millie? Your sock?
MiltonDavidKrupnick: ...NO! Millie is Milton + Julie! And besides, my sock's not Millie, it's Marie Curie.
SwagMasterXD: Who's Marie Curie?
EDDIEistheman: Oh Milton, no offense, but honestly, 'Millie' is an extremely un-appealing couple. You guys only talk about chemistry, and you got together after 72 hours.
MiltonDavidKrupnick: :(
SwagMasterXD: But KICK, now THEY have known each other for a year and a half and they still haven't hooked up! Plus they've got that Ricky and Brody dude, and their video game fight, and their mole thing, and that Lorie chick...
MiltonDavidKrupnick: GRAMMAR, JERRY!
EDDIEistheman: Oh, remember when Kim accidentally kissed you? Man, thank god Jack didn't find out... Speaking of which, where IS Jack?
SkaterJA: I'm still here.
EDDIEistheman: Oops? I thought you left, we haven't heard a peep from you.
SkaterJA: Kim kissed Milton?
MiltonDavidKrupnick: Look Jack, I'm really sorry we didn't tell you earlier, we just thought you'd get jealous and all. :(
SkaterJA: No, it's okay. It was purely accidental, right?
EDDIEistheman: Actually, according to Milton, she 'grabbed his third nipple' and pulled him in rather vigorously.
SkaterJA: *groan*
SwagMasterXD: And the 4th chapter is, 'Blondes Tend To Accidentally Kiss Red-Heads And Make Brunets Jealous' XD
4.04 PM
KimCxx has logged on
KimCxx: Decided to come back...
SwagMasterXD: DRKETE VONYENT! SELRTE CINTENT!
KimCxx: I. Am. Going. To. Murder. ALL. Of. You. Right. Now.
SwagMasterXD: Even JACK? Girl, that's harsh stuff... You can't! If not you won't be able to live happily ever after and wear glass slippers!
SkaterJA: ...
MiltonDavidKrupnick: Talk about adding oil to troubled waters.
SwagMasterXD: What?
KimCxx: Killing you first Jerry, since you're next door.
SwagMasterXD: AGHHHH! Wait, someone's at the door...
SkaterJA: NO!
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FEW POINTS TO NOTE:
I still watch PnF. Don't judge me...
I LOVE MILLIE. Just needed to put it out there...
Jerry's gibberish when Kim came back on (in case you guys don't know) was actually 'DELETE CONTENT' with many typos.
Alright... Wasn't funny, I know. Shit. But just review anyway? It'll mean the world. :)
xx Sienna
PS: If you haven't, mind checking out my new fanfic, Fight to the Finish? :)