Someday
Clare was bored. Clare was desperate. Clare was Someday.
Eli was bored. Eli was desperate. Eli was Someday
Adam was bored. Adam was desperate. Adam was Someday.
Nobody knows what Someday means, but Clare, Eli, and Adam did.
This is what happened…
Clare was walking around 69 inch, the hottest store for Toronto. Clare was simply flipping through some floral dresses. Clare sees a cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber and a table full of perfume. Curiosity ensues.
Eli had come to the mall with Clare. She had wandered into to 69 inch. He wanted to know what that store was all about. Eli walked in, and saw Clare. Clare was staring at a cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber. Eli swears.
Adam was invited to shop with his friends. Adam sees Eli wander into 69 inch. Adam follows suspiciously. Adam sees Eli and Clare standing in front of a Justin Bieber cardboard cutout. Adam starts to laugh.
A saleslady walks up to Clare, Eli and Adam. She asks if they would like to smell the perfume. They nod. She sprays. They faint. They wake up. They are at a dresser. Without another hesitation, Clare, Eli and Adam pick up the hair brushes. They brush their hair. One by one, the misfits are hoisted into the air. Justin Bieber is flying around them.
Clare Thinks: This is amazing! Justin is so hot!
Eli Thinks: I don't like the way that Bieber dude is looking at my Clare.
Adam: I Didn't know they put cocaine in perfume.
Clare, Eli, And Adam wake up again. They are back at the mall, the entrance to be exact. Imogen saunters up to them, "Hey whatcha-" Before She can finish, they all spray her with Someday. They walk off into the sunset.
Now you know what's in that stuff, remember this…
Cocaine is one HELL of a drug.