Hi guys, this is the first story i have ever posted so please be gentle. I had originally written this to piss off some of my friends, but changed it around a bit to adapt it to twilight. Hope you enjoy.

Bella's Family and friends set out to discover what Bella is hiding. Humour ensues as they use their combined efforts to do so. Bella/Alice

Bella's friends have been curious for some time now as too why she would always rather stay at home than go out and have fun clubbing. Not only that but why have they never been invited there? Will their curiosity get the better of them? Well duh! Of course. Mission find out Bella's secret is underway =)

Esme, Carlisle, Jasper, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie, Tanya, Angela and Ben, have all grouped together and decided that they will infiltrate Bella's house to discover what it is she is hiding and why they are not allowed to know.

It took them a while to learn of where she lived as, well they have never even been there before, but with a little research, ahem, stealing some details, ahem, they found out. (smiley face =))

They all find themselves hidden behind a bush in front of, what looks like a very old fashioned, and in slight disrepair, 2 story house. The old rickety windows look too dark to see into from this distance, but it wouldn't matter anyway as the curtains are closed, even though its daylight...? Huh. There seems to be a constant cloud looming over the house which is enough to give a few the shivers and raise some alarm.

Rosalie was the first to peak her head around the corner to take a look, being the nosy and overprotective person one that she is, and try to find a way in. Emmett, always the impatient one, tries to look as well, but being at the back of everyone, he ends up pushing causing the whole group to fall flat face on Bella's front lawn.

"Errr sorry" whispers Emmett

"What the hell Emmett, how are we supposed to sneak in with you being so, so YOU" says Edward

Shhhhhh everyone mutters

"Sorry to disturb this little conversation but would you all mind getting off of ME" says Rosalie angrily still trapped underneath everyone from the fall.

Everyone immediately scrambles to stand up muttering apologies as they go, looking around at the same time to see if anyone has noticed… You would think that with all the hustle and bustle that someone would have heard them, oh well.

"Maybe we should get closer to the house so we can see how to get in" whispers Jasper thoughtfully.

Everyone nods and, rather clumsily, runs to the wall of the house pressing their backs up against it like their lives depended on it.

Emmett's eye's wonder looking for a way in when he notices a drain pipe on the side of the house and starts to climb up. Or at least try… The group watch in amusement as he slides down the pipe and, somehow, ends up upside down on the floor.

A click of the front door opening startles the group and they all turn to look, fearing they have been caught, to… Esme. With a smile on her face as if completely oblivious to the situation she says "come on gang its open."

They all hurry into the house careful to keep the noise down in case Bella hears them and creep upstairs to begin the search as they can hear the kettle in the kitchen.

Once they are in Bella's bedroom, they start to snoop into her belongings, looking for any clues that could lead to her secret when they hear the creaks of the staircase. In a moment of panic, every single one of them rushes to her closet and squeeze in much like they do in a cartoon.

Everyone is fighting to keep their breathing as quiet as possible as they hear the bedroom door open then close.

"Urgh, I can't deal with you anymore" says Bella. The group press their ears up to the door wondering who she is talking to.

"What! You can't deal with me anymore? All you do is whine about everything! Work! Dust! Me!" Says a different female voice.

"Me! What about you! You always complain about wanting to go out!" Says Bella.

"Well I am sorry about sharing my thoughts with you about the fact that I am TRAPPED here". The group can't believe it, but it seems that Bella has kidnapped some chick and trapped her in her home!

"And I am sorry about that but I don't have to stay here with you". Says Bella as the sound of things being moved echo through the door.

"What are you doing?" the female voice says.

"Packing" Bella says in a clipped tone

"Why?" the other voice asks slightly more fearful

"Because looking at you at the moment hurts" she says in a soft voice.

"This isn't really about whining is it, it's about what I am" the other occupant says in an equally soft voice.

"Of course it is, you're like a peeping tom the way you pop out of wall when I would like some privacy" she says putting emphasis on the last word.

"Hey! You don't exactly give me much privacy either!" the other person says slightly amused.

"That's because you walk around Naked" she says in exasperation.

"I can't help it that clothes fall off of me now can I".

"Yet you can wear those pale freaky boots" she deadpans

"Hey, don't diss the boots, they are my favourite pair".

"Then put on some clothes."

"Oh, you know you love it" you can hear the smirk in her voices.

It is at that exact moment that the cupboard door bursts open and a continuous train of people fall out on top of each other. The pair in the room freeze in shock.

The group then, as one look up and have a surprize of their own, a naked slightly transparent woman with dark spiky hair in some stylish boots, is floating in the room standing next to Bella.

"Holy shit Bella's got ghost girlfriend pipes up" Rosalie from the bottom of the pile up.