The Space Turtle Invasion
Summary- It's a turtle. Wait, turtles. Giant, walking, arguing turtles. This is not supposed to happen... What do those fainting girls really think when they see the turtles? (Warning- not meant to be taken seriously)
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There's a giant talking turtle on my roof. There. Is. A. Giant. Talking. Turtle. On. My. Roof. Oh, look- now there's two giant talking turtles on my roof. Why are there giant talking turtles on my roof? There are not supposed to be giant talking turtles on my roof.
"-you thinking! I told you it was an ambush and you just-"
"Well what was I suppos' ta do, Fearless! Sit there an' do nothin' while-"
The talking turtles are arguing. On my roof. Arguing turtles. With weapons. Violent turtles! There's two giant talking violent turtle things arguing on my roof! It must be some sort of… alien invasion or something! Of turtle people! Just like that other one with the dinosaurs! They must be Turtle scouts here to scout out the city to prepare the way for the evil main army hovering menacingly above the city just waiting for the signal to come down and take us by surprise and KIDNAP people for their horrible experiments and BURN the city and take over the world and DESTROY it for a new race of Turtle people! THE EVIL GREEN SPACE TURTLES ARE GOING TO KILL US-
"Yo!"
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" THEY'RE MULTIPLYING! THE INVASION IS STARTING! Quick- think of something witty and threatening to say, like one of those awesome apocalyptic heroines! THE FATE OF THE WORLD IS DEPENDING ON ME!
"I HAVE A SHOE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!" That… wasn't it. I'm sorry world, I have failed you.
"Uh, dudette, are you feeling okay?"
It's trying to lull me into a false sense of security, but I will not be fooled! I WILL get the message out! I WILL foil the evil plot! I WILL SURVIVE! RUN FOR THE HHHIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL- ohcrapwall *BANG*
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Mikey just blinked, staring at the now-unconscious woman. "Hey, Don? I think she just knocked herself out. That's bad, right?"
"Yeah, just ignore her. She wasn't going fast enough to really hurt herself, so she should wake up soon. Without knowing exactly where she lives, there's nothing we can really do," Don said absentmindedly, still staring at their arguing brothers. "They didn't even flinch when she screamed…"
"It's Leo and Raph. They could ignore a hurricane when they start really going at it."
"Uh-huh. Mikey, help me get them out of here before she wakes up. I don't want her to start screaming again."
"Easier said than done, bro. Hey, Don?"
"Yes, Mikey?"
"Why do they always freak out when we rescue them?"
"I don't know, Mikey. I just don't know…"