Author Note: Ok so here's the first chapter of I 3 You. JxN. BxE. AxJ. and all the other regular couples. Make sure you review =]

Disclaimer: I dont own twilight or any of the characters...but if Stephenie Meyer wants to share Who am i to object.

Nessie POV

Chap.1~ "Surprise Surprise"

"Ness we don't have to tell them now you know," Jacob whispered in my ear as we walked hand in hand up my front steps.

"I think we should…my dad's going to find out sometime. I mean its not like I can block this out of my head forever." I sighed.

"Ok but if my head gets ripped off today make sure you put on my gravestone 'THIS IS ALL OF RENESEMEE CARLIE'S FAULT'" he chuckled but I could tell it was forced.

I elbowed him in his ribs, "Cut it out Jake you know he wont do that,"

"Yeah," he said sarcastically. "But your dad sure wouldn't mind helping Bella do it." He stopped walking we had reached the top of the steps.

I turned to him and said, "I love you and I would never let them harm you. ever." I gently kissed him on the lips and then we made our way into the house. I could hear my father playing the graceful lullaby he had made for my mother when the first met. But it cut off in the middle of a note and he was in front of me in a flash.

He whispered to us and I could hear the rage in his voice as he began to beg, "Please. Please tell me this is some cruel joke,"

My mother then walked from out of the kitchen and said, "Hey kids how was your--," she cut off when she saw how my father was angrily glaring at the love of my life and the father of my unborn child. "What the hell's going on in here?" she questioned as her voice rose an octave or two.

I moved away from my father and walked towards my mother, "Uhmm…well mom…you see er…" I was scrambling to find the right words. But couldn't. Sentences were popping into my head. 'Yepp mom so Jake screwed me and now I'm Prego.' Nope couldn't say that. 'So me and Jake were foolin around…a little nothing turned into a something when I put on some Victoria's Secret Lingerie that Aunt Alice bought for me, and it was well…AMAZING.' Hell no I couldn't say that. But it wasn't until my father had Jacob in a choke hold that I realized that he had just heard everything I was saying in my mind.

My dad was screaming now as he began to raise Jacob off the ground in a deathly chokehold, "YOU DIRTY MONGREL. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU."

"DAD LET GO OF JACOB!" I was screaming now too. This was all happening to fast. "YOU'RE GOING TO KILL HIM!!" this was all to much. Everything was moving to fast. The room was spinning and I couldn't keep up. I felt my knees buckle and the last thing I saw was feet shuffle toward me as the floor got closer. Then darkness closed in over me and I was out.

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