Meatloaf (mtlf)
the disgusting concoction of un-nameable meats and other J-Rock-tastic ingredints
sang as he cooked away in his kitchen. All around him post boiled with yummy smelling concoctions, he was were he belonged!
"Itoshi Hito-" he hummed, chopping up a batch of strawberries.
"Beep-" Miyavi jumped in surprise as the oven tried to sing along with him.
"Silly, silly!" Miyavi giggled, pulling on his pink and yellow oven mittens and opening the oven door.
"Oh ho ho!" Miyavi smilled! His creation had been a success!
Slowly Miyavi grabbed the pan's side and concentrating very VERY hard, Miyavi began pulling out the meatloaf from the oven.
Balancing like a ballerina, Miyavi inched towards the counter and heaved the dish up onto it. Sighing with satisfaction, Miyavi pulled off his mittens and realized he hat to go pee.
"Can I leave you all alone baby?" Miyavi patted the meatloaf, "Daddy has to for a minute! So stay here and cool off like a good little meatloaf okay?" and with that Miyavi skipped through his kitchen's door and proceeded down "Alice Nine, the #1 Love Hotel"'s hallway towards the bathroom singing to himself.
"Miyavi-kun?" Kai peeked through the kitchen door. "Miyavi-kun???" Kai slipped into the kitchen, where the hell was Miyavi with his strawberry shortcake he had ordered an hour ago when he'd been in hi hotel room with Ruki!?
"Miya-" Kai's jaw dropped as his eyes met Miyavi's meatloaf.
"Ga-Gackt-ku-kun!?" Kai forgot all about his shortcake as he stepped towards the counter.
Before him stood a real--life replica of his idol/friend/lover/seme-but-sometimes-uke/hero Gackt, made from 100% genuine meatloaf that smelt as delicious as meatloaf could smell.
"Gackt..." Kai gawked still, not only was the meatloaf an exact copy, but it was cloth-less!!!! Kai could feel the blood rushing to his cheeks. Glancing both around him to make sure no one was in the kitchen since Miyavi obviously wasn't, Kai sat on a stool and lusted over the delicious Gackt meatloaf.
"Did you miss me Se?r meatloaf? Sorry for taking so long, Reita was in the bathroom for eva..."Miyavi pushed hte kitchen door oipen and stopped mid-sentence.
"Kai!?" Miyavi shook his head, "Why didn't I think of that!" Miyavi ran over to his meatloaf, "Gravy! You're so brilliant Kai-kun!" Miyavi gazed up at his Gackt meatloaf that was covered in gravy.
"I-I" Kai squeaked barely albe t speak as fear rippled through him, "Th-that's no-not," he began, but it was too late.
Miyavi slid his finger through the grave and stuck it into his mouth.
"I-uhhh," Kai cried, tears streaming down his face.
Miyavi glanced at Kai, "Wow that gravy tasted good...why are you nude, Kai?"
Kai began crying harder, "I-I'm SORRY!"
Miyavi's eyes widened as he looked from the crying and naked Kai towards his gravy covered meatloaf Gackt.
"YOU DIDN'T!!!!" Miyavi's shirll scream was heard through out the love hotel, making some of Kai's 'gravy' fly off the meatloaf...
must I explain this one to you???? I hope not .___."