Kirby was minding his own business, beating the shit out of Ness, when he noticed Pit staring lustfully at him.

"What's wrong," Kirby asked, mercifully letting Ness run away as the benevolent god that he was.

Pit blushed. "Oh, Kirby-senpai...it's...it's nothing. I was just..." Pit turned an even brighter shade of red and shook his head forcefully, too bashful to say anything.

"What, too scared to ask, bitch boy?" Kirby asked. "Gonna piss your pants? Gonna shit and cum, maybe? Out with it."

Stammering, Pit forced it out. "I...I was just admiring your beautifully rotund body."

"Oh?" Kirby raised his eyebrows, which was impressive because I don't think he has eyebrows. "Like what you see?" He smirked.

Pit nodded his head forcefully. "Kirby-senpai...I was wondering if you could do me a favour and..."

"Hmm?"

Pit whispered, "Would you...would you mind...swallowing me? I've always wanted to know what it feels like and my body lusts to be surrounded by your succulent pink intestines."

Kirby smiled. "Well, if that's what you want, then come here, shit lips." He opened wide.

Pit's face lit up. "Really? Th-thank you!" He stepped closer to Kirby and with one humongous succc the tumour baby enveloped Pit with his giant mouth and vored him whole.

From inside Kirby, Pit moaned, "Oh YESSSS DADDY" and then was slowly digested by Kirby's stomach acids to death the end