The Adventure of a Life Time
Jay and Silent Bob were smoking a big one (a blunt you perverts) when Joyce Jay's new girl freind and Minister of the Rufus Church finds them smoking it. "Jay i thought that you gave up you told me." "Yeah but Joyce I had to take one more." Then Silent Bob looks at him in doubt. "Oh really Jay then why did you do it two other times this week. Were over." Joyce walks down and Jay says: "Yo tubby bitch lets go get a bus back to Jersey." As jay says to Silent Bob this an odd portal opens and they are both sucked in.
The two wake up and see a young boy with a red cap, a pre teen girl with short red hair, a small yellow odd looking animal and a teen age boy with brown spiky hair. "Can some one tell me what the fucks going on!?" The boy with the cap introduces ever one as Ash, Misty, Pikachu and Brock. "Well i'm Jay and this is my hetro-life mate Silent Bob." Then Ash says: "What does hetro mean?" jay then says: "It means we fuck chicks." Then Ash asks: "What does this word fuck mean? It sounds like a pokemon's name." Then Jay starts the big talk with all of them in a chrude manner. "Wow I wish I could do that to Misty. Wait did I say that out loud?" Says Ash embarrssed. Then Misty says: "Me two Ash!" Then of coarse Jay, Silent Bob and Brock leave while Pikachu is going off in a diffrent direction. While Ash and Misty well you know.
While walking Jay asks: "So were we going?" "Well I hear there re-showing Montey Python's The Life of Brian at Curulean city." Said Brock. "Ok man me and Silent Bob would love to see it." We then see about a while latter the three of them walk out of the theature that was showing The Life of Brian. "You know what was my favrite part was when Brian was naked and all his followers said: 'Hello Brian'. That was funny. Then Silent Bob looks at Jay because of his comment. "I'm not Fucking gay!" As Jay says this he sees a young woman, Brock and Jay bolt to her. They both try talking at the same time they argue and the young woman goes with Brock.
While this happens a Man tall man with short purple hair, a woman with unbelieveable long red hair and a talking cat. The three say an odd moto and then Jay goes over to the red haired woman and starts saying all this stuff then talks abjout sex she decks him. When Jay comes he sees that he saw all this because he was stoned and had watched a 6 hour marathon of Pokemon before Silent Bob and him smoked the blunt. "Yo Silent Bob lets go on a bus to Jersey." And so they did and got back to New Jersey in a week.
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Jay and Silent Bob were smoking a big one (a blunt you perverts) when Joyce Jay's new girl freind and Minister of the Rufus Church finds them smoking it. "Jay i thought that you gave up you told me." "Yeah but Joyce I had to take one more." Then Silent Bob looks at him in doubt. "Oh really Jay then why did you do it two other times this week. Were over." Joyce walks down and Jay says: "Yo tubby bitch lets go get a bus back to Jersey." As jay says to Silent Bob this an odd portal opens and they are both sucked in.
The two wake up and see a young boy with a red cap, a pre teen girl with short red hair, a small yellow odd looking animal and a teen age boy with brown spiky hair. "Can some one tell me what the fucks going on!?" The boy with the cap introduces ever one as Ash, Misty, Pikachu and Brock. "Well i'm Jay and this is my hetro-life mate Silent Bob." Then Ash says: "What does hetro mean?" jay then says: "It means we fuck chicks." Then Ash asks: "What does this word fuck mean? It sounds like a pokemon's name." Then Jay starts the big talk with all of them in a chrude manner. "Wow I wish I could do that to Misty. Wait did I say that out loud?" Says Ash embarrssed. Then Misty says: "Me two Ash!" Then of coarse Jay, Silent Bob and Brock leave while Pikachu is going off in a diffrent direction. While Ash and Misty well you know.
While walking Jay asks: "So were we going?" "Well I hear there re-showing Montey Python's The Life of Brian at Curulean city." Said Brock. "Ok man me and Silent Bob would love to see it." We then see about a while latter the three of them walk out of the theature that was showing The Life of Brian. "You know what was my favrite part was when Brian was naked and all his followers said: 'Hello Brian'. That was funny. Then Silent Bob looks at Jay because of his comment. "I'm not Fucking gay!" As Jay says this he sees a young woman, Brock and Jay bolt to her. They both try talking at the same time they argue and the young woman goes with Brock.
While this happens a Man tall man with short purple hair, a woman with unbelieveable long red hair and a talking cat. The three say an odd moto and then Jay goes over to the red haired woman and starts saying all this stuff then talks abjout sex she decks him. When Jay comes he sees that he saw all this because he was stoned and had watched a 6 hour marathon of Pokemon before Silent Bob and him smoked the blunt. "Yo Silent Bob lets go on a bus to Jersey." And so they did and got back to New Jersey in a week.
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The End