A/N: WOOHOO! This is gonna be my first fanfic! YAY! Hope you enjoy! Summary: Way back in the olden days you didn't know where babies came from until you were married. But, since Merlin lives with the court physician he's gonna know a thing or two right? What happens when Arthur gets curious? Well, your about to find out.
I DO NOT OWN MERLIN!
MERLIN'S POV
I was laying on my bed reading my magic book. Doing nothing that could have prepared me for this. Arthur opened the door.
"Merlin I -" he started. I threw the book under the bed.
"Yes?" I replied
"What were you just doing?"
"Nothing!?" I was talking so fast the words jumbled together. Arthur raised his eyebrow and continued.
"Anyway...You were supposed to be up an hour ago. I need you to clean my room, polish my armor, and muck out the stables when our guests leave. You could have done it an hour ago but someone was still sleeping. I assume" Arthur leaned over to try to look under the bed. I stood in his way. Arthur was about to say something but I interrupted him.
"Company? What company?"
"You would now if you listened more often." he left the room and I sighed with relief. I put the book back under the floor boards. After cleaning the room of the royal prat and polishing his were in the throne room while Uther kept on rambling on about who these people were and why they were here. Blah blah blah. Have you ever had a person you couldn't listen to for more than 2 seconds before getting bored? My mind was wandering to really random stuff. I met Morgana's gaze and she smiled at me. Then...well, if you don't know where my mind was after that then, never mind.
"MERLIN!" Arthur yelled
"Yes?"
"Where's your head at boy?"
"Sorry."
"Merlin will you-" he was interrupted by a baby crying. I looked over at a very stressed Morgana and a very loud baby.
"Where did the baby come from?"
"Were you listening at all?"
"No."
"Well, at least your honest. Our guests brought there new baby." Arthur and I walked over to Morgana while she started to explain what happened.
"They asked me if I wanted to watch the baby while they were gone and of course I agreed to but then she started crying and I don't know what to do!"
"Well, first of all, your holding her entirely wrong." I said as I took the baby. "Your supposed to hold them like this." I cradled her in my arms. "Babies can't support the weight of there own head so when you hold them like this you support the head." I handed the baby, who stopped crying, back to Morgana.
"Merlin, what would I do without you?"
"It was nothing. I know tons of stuff from creation to toddler years."
"Creation?" Arthur asked
"Yeah." Arthur still looked confused " God! You don't know where babies come from do you?"
"Most people don't." Morgana stated. I turned to Gwen.
"Do you know?"
"Yes, but I only figured out when I helped deliver a baby when I was about 19. When did you find out?"
"I've known as long as I can remember..."
"Merlin? Where do babies come from?" Arthur asked
"Well...hold on." I left and came back with two dolls "See you take this" I pointed to the boy doll "and stick it in this" I pointed to the girl doll "and make motions like this." Arthur and Morgana looked horrified.
"People do this why?" Arthur nearly shrieked
"Because, they love each other, and it feels good. Mostly to guys though."
"Doesn't it figure?" Morgana asked
"What?"
"Men get the most enjoyment out of it then WE have to carry the babies."
"I guess."
"Us women always get the short end of the stick!" she yelled
"Morgana, you need to calm down!" Arthur exclaimed
"What a man thing to say! Why don't YOU calm down! I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!"
Little did we know that when she was reincarnated she was Susan B. Anthony.
Sorry if it was awful. My first one. Tell me if you liked it or hated it. Tell me why. So far I'm just experimenting with this. REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!