The Fate of the Ring
This is my first fanfic. It is kind of dumb, but goofy. It is not about any of the Lord of the Ring characters though, just the ring. Hope you like. Send a review!
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Frodo had finally reached Mt. Doom. He took the ring and prepared to throw it into the fire. Sauron's army was speeding toward him. He held out the ring. It felt heavy in his hands. He dropped it. He watched it fall. Out of nowhere, a pigeon flew in and snatched the ring from its fall and flew off.
It flew high into the sky. It flew higher and higher and higher. Flew straight up into space. This is not your average, everyday, poop all over every thing pigeon; this pigeon has been to space camp and learned how to breathe nothing. His name is Pokie. He flew a safe distance from the earth. He decided to eat the ring.
He turned around and watched the earth. He took out a remote control with a big, red, button. He pushed the button. Then, THE EARTH EXPLODED!!!!!!!!
He flew around in space, around were the earth once was, for many thousands of years. Then, the earth came back in modern time. Then, all of a sudden, Pokie broke his wing.
Down, down, down he dropped. Down to earth he fell. He fell beside the street and he saw no more.
A man was walking down the street and saw the pigeon. His name was Mr. Miyagi. He grieved over the poor bird. He had an idea, take it to the hospital!
Pokie woke up. He was lying in a hospital bed. His wing was in a sling. Mr. Miyagi walked over to him. "Sleep did you good." He said. "Coo" said Pokie. Pokie thought 'Isn't that the guy who stared in The Jelly Who Shagged Me?' 'Yes. I am him.' "EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screeched the pigeon.
'Who said that?' thought Pokie. "I, Mr. Miyagi said that," said Mr. Miyagi. 'How?' Pokie thought. 'I can read your thoughts Pokie' 'Well that's SCARY! How can you-'
"Your pigeon's can have his x-ray done now," said the doctor. The pigeon was taken in and given his x-ray. The doctors gathered around the screen. Mr. Miyagi asked, "What is it?" They let him see the screen.
Inside the pigeon was the Ring, beating like a heart. The ring had found its master.