Chapter 1 Her Conquests

I, Raven Saylor, have one goal and one goal only-to sleep with all the hot guys on the WWE roster and not fall in love with any of them nor have any of them fall in love with me. I have a list of all the guys I've been with and notes on the experience. One or two of them might have been a drunken encounter, but hey, sex is sex.

1. Brian Kendrick-He was one of my more boring experiences. He wanted standard positions with no foreplay, no oral, NOTHING! He wasn't too bad, I'll admit it, but damn was he boring.

2. Charlie Haas-We got drunk at a New Year's party, had a quickie in the shower, then went our separate ways, end of story.

3. Chris Jericho-He was the one guy I never expected to nail, but I got him when he and his wife were on hiatus. The sex wasn't that great because he was too depressed and moopy to really get into it. It was a shame too cause I heard he's amazing in bed. He was blessed in the size department, there's no denying that.

4. CM Punk-Now he's one to talk about. He may be straight edge and abstain from drugs and alcohol, but when it comes to hot kinky sex, he's probably never abstained. I've never had a guy tie me up and do naughty things to me like he has. If I did guys more then once, he'd definitely be number one on my list.

5. Cody Rhodes-He was shy at first, but once we really got started, he got very wild and crazy. He gave me all the control, which made me very happy because I love having control. He was definitely better then his tag team partner Ted, who I had had earlier while Cody was in the shower. I had Cody while Ted was in the shower. 2 guys in 1 night equals one hell of a great night.

6. Collin Delaney-I was his first, so obviously he had no idea what he was doing, but that was okay. I like virgins better then none virgins because you can mold them however you want. All I will say is the girl who has him next should thank me because I shaped him into a well refined sex machine.

7. Dave Batista-He's called The Animal, with good reason. Everything from his big muscles, deep voice, and his big cock, screams animal. He was one of the wildest encounters I've ever had and there was nothing he wouldn't do. I was very sore the day after our night together.

8. Edge-His technique was mad, he can't talk dirty to save his life, and his breathe smelled really bad. I wish I would've never done him, but hey, when you're as desperate as I was that night to get laid, you'll take anyone you can get.

9. Evan Bourne-There's a reason why he's called Air Bourne, I found that out the night I had him. He's extremely flexible and very quick, but accurate with his movements. He could move in ways I never imagined a man could move. He was definitely one of my most enjoyable and interesting encounters. He's another one I would do again.

10. Gregory Helms-He was really good and also extremely funny. He cracked jokes the whole time we were together, which I appreciated because he showed me he wasn't serious about "us" and was just looking for a good time. He's also very blessed in the size department.

11. Jeff Hardy-They say that a creative soul is sweet and sensitive, which is right. He was so sweet and passionate the night we made love, he cried when we were done because he said he'd never felt so vibrant and alive before in his life. Week later he showed me a painting I had inspired him to paint, which was vibrant and alive with color. He was really sweet and I'm flattered I inspired a piece of his artwork, but he really comes off as a pansy.

12. John Morrison-Before I had him I thought he was just some egotistical moron who bragged about being good in bed because he was trying to make himself seem "big". Well, all his talk is true. He's very well skilled in Kama Sutra and he's also very well built, in every area of his body. He definitely knows what he's doing and is very confident in his ability, with good reason. He was one of the guys that gave me the greatest pleasure of my life.

13. Ken Kennedy-He was another drunken encounter I had. It was after a house show and a bunch of us got smashed. He asked me if I wanted to party with him privately, I said yeah, and we ended up screwing on somebody's lawn. That person came out, yelling that they'd call the cops. We grabbed our clothes and ran away, laughing like lunatics. That was one crazy fuckin night.

14. Kevin Thorn-He was one kinky motherfucker. Never in all my encounters with men have I had one who wanted to fuck my brains out and drink my blood. I let him though, I like kinky sex, and it was one hell of an experience. He has a very talented tongue and his bites sent shivers of pleasure throughout my entire body. He's definitely one I'll remember years from now.

15. Matt Hardy-He's a gentleman, in and out of bed. The night I had him he had candles lit all over the room and he was very romantic while we made love. Afterwards he drew up a warm bubble bath for me and drove me to my hotel when it was time for me to go. He's also the only guy who's ever held my hand after a night together and he stills talk to me like nothing ever happened between us. He's a real gentleman, any woman would be lucky to have him, but....he's a little too damn polite and sweet for me.

16. Mike "The Miz"-He may call himself the chick magnet, but I was feeling no attraction to him the night I had him. He was corny, used really bad lines, and his orgasms sounded like a dying chicken. He had good technique and his breathe smelled good, but he was just really corny and overrated. He's not the chick magnet, he's more like a chicken magnet.

17. Paul London-He was very flexible and moaned louder then any guy I ever fucked, but to be honest he was as boring as his tag team partner Brian Kendrick. At least London allowed some foreplay, even if it was extremely stupid and didn't really get me going. And he's really bad at eating chicks out, apparently he doesn't know exactly what to do with his teeth. One word to sum up my night with him-OUCH!

18. Randy Orton-He was perfect in every way. He had a great size, great technique, his breath smelled good, and he gave me complete control. He's very good at eating chicks out and he enjoyed the blowjob I gave him. The only thing about him that bugged me about him is how after that night he continuously begged me for another night together after that night. No matter how often I tell him no, he doesn't get it. I don't do guys more then once, that's always been a rule of mine and it's not changing for him or anyone else.

19. Shannon Moore-He was incredibly sweet and up for anything. He had one talented tongue and very good technique. He taught me some new moves that I never knew existed, which shocked me cause I thought I knew everything. He still talks to me and acts like we never had a hot night of crazy, wild sex.

20. Ted Dibiase-He was okay, but I've had better. He was very obedient, but cocky for no reason. His technique was okay, but his moves had no originality whatsoever. I had him while his tag team partner Cody Rhodes was showering. Then after I was done with Ted, I had Cody. 2 guys in 1 night equals one hell of a great night.

There's only one guy that I need to add to my list and that guy is John Cena. I already know that it'll be a night I'll never forget and it'll be one of the best nights of my life.