Heya! I had this weird idea the other day in my kitchen and thought it would make a good fluffy fic. Hope you enjoy.

Disclaimer: I own none of these characters. This is purely for fun

"Howard!"

Howard Moon looked up from his newest copy of 'Global Explorer' at the terrified Man who ran into the small front room half naked. Panic filled his crystal blue eyes with glittering tears as he threw himself upon the confused Jazz Maverick. Howard instinctively wrapped his arms around the smaller man. Vince buried his carefully make-up decorated face into Howard's chest, breathing in deeply, gradually calming himself.

Once Vince had become still in Howard's lap he sighed.

"You going to tell me what's up now little man?"

Vince looked up, teary eyed and sniffed. Howard shook his head, wiping away some of the eyeliner coloured tear streaks from Vince's cheek.

Vince looked down, interest straying to Howard's beige shirt, mumbling something quietly.

"What?" he asked again, still stroking Vince's now dry cheek.

"There's a spider in the bathroom."

Howard stared open-mouthed.

"A spider? All the tears? All about a little spider?"

Vince nodded frantically.

"Yeah! A huge one! In the sink by the mirror where I was straightening my hair! It jumped out at me."

Howard moved his eyes from Vince's teary face to his hair. One side was like normal. Perfectly straight, curling under his chin adorably, waxed to small spikes at the top. The other was a wild mess, curling haphazardly as though he'd just woken up. It must be bad if he'd not bothered with the other side. Howard's hand ran through the tangled mess and Vince leant into his touch slightly and Howard's insides burned.

"I'll sort it out little man."

Vince grinned and pulled Howard into a hug, nuzzling against his neck softly. Howard picked him up, laying him on the sofa gently, stroking his hair again, before taking a cup and his 'Global Explorer'. He edged his way into the bathroom, cup and magazine in hand. Then he saw it.

Its leg span took up at least half of the sink. Its hairy body sat in the middle, eight eyes staring up at Howard and making his skin crawl.

He looked down at his glass.

Need a bigger glass

Howard half ran out of the bathroom, colliding with Vince. He landed on the floor with a squeak. Howard helped him up.

"That's not a spider. That's a blooming tarantula!"

Vince looked apologetic.

"I told you it was big."

Howard smiled and picked up a pint glass from the side and crept back into the bathroom, pint glass held high. He dropped it over the huge spider and immediately it started scuttling against the side of the glass, trying to escape. Howard flapped his arms comically as it tried to move the cup again. Sliding the magazine under the glass he carried the spider to the window and Vince opened it, throwing his hand back as the spider neared. Quickly flicking the magazine away, Howard threw the spider out of the window, slamming it shut quickly.

As soon as he realised the spider was gone, Vince threw his arms around Howard, jumping up and wrapping his legs around his waist.

"Thank you!"

Howard smiled, holding Vince upright against him and without thinking, kisses him gently. Vince tensed against him momentarily then kissed him back, threading a hand into his hair. Then he pulled away.

"My hair!!!!" he yelped, holding his messy hair and jumped down from Howard. He leant over, kissing his cheek quickly before running into the bathroom to finish his hair. Howard smiled after him, cheeks reddening until he burned.

Same old Vince, but with a new twist.

He was Howard's.

What you think? Satisfactory fluff? Hope you enjoyed it.

Xx