Yesterday I messed with Jasper so today I think I'll mess with Eddkins to day. I decided this morning while Edward was out hunting with Bella and Nessie. Maybe I can get help from the family. Hmm what should I do? I think I'll go on you tube for help. I walked over to the computer and typed in ways to annoy Edward.
This looks promising! Then Alice came flitting down the stairs.
"Whatcha doin'?" She asked.
"Have you been watching Phineas and Ferb again?" I asked back.
"May-" her face went blank. Of course, she has a vision now.
"That is the most awesomest idea ever!" She exclaimed.
"Shhhh!" I covered her mouth. "Don't think about it around Edward!"
"Okay, just don't do anything to Jazzy. He's still on edge." Then she danced her way outta the room.
I clicked on 100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen. Then Disturbia came blasting outta the speakers.
"Holy shit!" I screamed.
"PAYBACK!" Jasper yelled from his room.
Fricken vampire! I turned the volume down.
Number 1: Tell him Bella decided to marry Jacob. Easy enough.
Then all three of them decided to walk in.
"Hey, Em." Bella greeted.
"Hi, Uncle Em." Nessie said.
I nodded at both of them.
"Um, Emmett, why are you singing SpongeBob songs?" Edward said suspiciously.
"Oh no, reason. I was watching him this morning." I explained grinning replaying what I watched this morning in my head.
"Ok then. I see you later then." He stretched leaving out the door with Nessie.
"Where are you going?"
"I'm taking Ness to Emily's." He explained.
"Okay, can you buy me a WII game while you're out?" I asked
"Sure, what game?" He reluctantly said.
"Super Mario 2 please and thanks." I told him.
"Whatever." Then he left, phased one is in motion.
A/N: yep, got an inspiration from that video.B-l