Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note.

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Light Has Gas

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Light has gas.

Smell the aroma from his ass.

When he walks by.

(POOT)

Then the criminals die.

Don't be around,

When Light makes this sound.

(POOT)

You'll get a chance at life.

Just don't have Light Yagami's ass in your sight.

I can only say a few words on his behalf.

Light, get some Gas-X.