Disclaimer: Blah blah… I've beaten both games thoroughly. I have added some characters… but not in this chapter! Fua ha haa… anyways… onto the story.
BANJO-KAZOOIE – TALES OF THE DEAD
(An epic tale of our great adventurers)
CHAPTER 1 – Tragedy Strikes
It had started out as a normal adventure. The usual collect jiggies, jinjos, and what not. Our two heroes had made their way all the way to the end. They swore to destroy Grunty once and for all.
Banjo: Kaz! Hurry!
Kazooie: Gotcha!
She fired a grenade egg at the butt-ugly witch. This time she had managed to get a new body. Fresh from the cemetery. Not too much rotting. Various insects occasionally crawled out of her ears and eyes.
Banjo: Yes! Direct hit!
Grunty: Dammit… that hurt
Banjo: OH SHIT!
Grunty had seized her chance and had conjured up a blinking, homing ball of black void. She flung it. There was no escape. Since they were split up in duel fight mode, Kazooie could not use gold feathers to save them. An explosion that could be heard by the Jinjo King miles away sounded throughout the inky blackness of the night. He awoke. He knew something was wrong. Something…disastrous. Jinjos always knew…
Banjo squeezed his eyes shut… … nothing… no pain…
He open his eyes to see Kazooie standing in front of him, wings outstretched, shielding him from the blast. She collapsed with a triumphant grin. She was still alive… barely…
Before Banjo could move, the witch had swooped down and grabbed his best friend by the neck. She looked at Kazooie with the utmost distaste.
"NOO!" Shouted Banjo as a resounding crack shattered the air.
Gruntilda flung the limp form from her. Kazooie struck a wall and lay there motionless.
"KAZOOIE!" Screamed Banjo as he rushed to her side, tears streaming down his face to mingle with the blood. "KAZOOIE!"
She opened her eyes slowly. He crouched by her holding her close.
"Banjo…" She whispered as her emerald eyes clouded with the mists of death. "I'm… so sorry…"
With one last, soft "Bree"… she closed her eyes. Banjo kneeled trembling as the witch approached, laughing hysterically.
"Aww… how touching… geez I feel sick…"
"SHUT UP!" Banjo stood back facing the hag. "You…" he growled. "I…WILL…kill you…"
"Wha?" said the hag walking closer.
"YOU KILLED KAZOOIE!" Roared Banjo turning around, eyes crimson with bloodlust.
"Whatever… who c…"
Grunty had no time to finish. Banjo launched himself towards Gruntilda Winkybunion.
"DIE!" Banjo screamed as he lashed out with strength and speed unlike his normal.
The slash tore off Grunty's right arm completely.
"AIIIII!" Screamed the witch as blood erupted from the stump of her arm. "WHAT THE HELL!"
But Banjo was not listening and showed no mercy. He attacked again. One single punch straight through the stomach. A shower of guts and gore sprayed out from Grunty…
"GRAAAHHHH!" She fell to her knees trying to keep her entrails in…
However, Banjo was not through yet. He put all the pain sadness and anger into one last swipe. He swung, renting the witch in two. The remains thumped onto the floor, blood trailing, and quickly forming a pool.
Panting, he staggered by to Kazooie's lifeless form. He carried her down from the top of the tower. He slowly trudged into the distance. He had to find Mumbo. The shaman would know what to do…
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Wow… Real intense huh? Don't worry I won't use so much drama in the next chapter. But until then… READ AND REVIEW! (you're probably now thinking, "geez this kid plays too much RPGs…(especially Final Fanstasy…)" but hey! That's your problem…)
Thank you for reading my first fic.
Note: I don't hate Kazooie in any way whatsoever… the story just turned out this way… sorry :(
Next chapter will be put up if I get sufficient and decent reviews… … fua ha haa… okay I'll stop being weird now…
P.S. You're probably wondering why there are so many …………s well, I LIKE THEM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!