Title: On The Ocean Blue
Author: SakuraRyuu
Rating: T
Genre: AU, Comedy, Friendship, Romance, WAFF
Characters: Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku
Author's Note: Inuyasha and all characters in this fan fiction are the property of Rumiko Takahashi.
"If this ship keeps rocking I'm going to throw up." Kagome stood on deck, both hands clenching the guardrail for dear life. People walking by were starting to whisper, casting her uneasy glances. She was certain she looked like she was going to jump. If only they knew she couldn't move and she wouldn't jump if her life depended on it. The ocean was full of sharks and shit that would eat her! Didn't these stupid people know they were chum if this ship went down?!
She had so many problems with being on this cruise it wasn't funny. First, Kagome had nothing that resembled sea legs. Of course she didn't know that until she was out in the middle of the ocean, clutching on to a guardrail, waiting to hurl. Second, things lived in the ocean. Things that were bigger than her, and could gobble her up like a chicken McNugget. And she knew if the Titanic could sink, this boat could, too. Finally, she was stuck out in the middle of the ocean with her family. They were great, but they weren't her friends. And she was fairly certain Verizon wasn't going to build a tower on a buoy just so she could use her cell.
As the ship sped up Kagome's stomach lurched. "Here were go," she thought as she finally hurled her breakfast over the side of the ship into the ocean. She had never vomited so violently, and as she watched it hit the side of the ship and bounce off into the water her stomach wretched even more, causing her to finally dry heave bile. "Man, that's gonna kill the paint job on this baby." She would have laughed if she weren't busy puking up her shoes.