A nosy girl in a blue and white gown
Followed a rabbit into a hole down, down
She discovered a world that made no sense
And began to feel very tense
She shrank and began to cry
Then joined a caucus race to stay dry
She then came across a set of two
Chubby twins that thought they knew
Everything and liked to fight
And tell stories only if they were right
She found herself in Tulgey Wood
And began to wonder if she was lost for good
When a striped cat who liked to leave and reappear
Said things that she didn't want to hear
He claimed all his neighbors were mad
Which made her anything but glad
A hare and his friend the hatter
Invited her to share in their fun and chatter
She never drank a single drop
Although it was for tea that she did stop
The flowers sang to her a song
But kicked her out of the garden before long
They said she was ugly and must be malicious
Even though she did nothing suspicious
Then a caterpillar she did meet
He presented her with a special treat
Mushrooms with the power to grow or shrink
Made it hard for her to properly think
Lost in the wood she began to lose hope
Until the cat returned to help her cope
He sent her in the direction of the queen
Who she later learned was quite mean
The monarch shouted off with her head
And with a face colored red
Sent her to a frightening fate
But she escaped before it was too late
She awoke from her sleep
But the memories she did keep
Of a world so different and strange
It's a wonder she didn't return deranged