Voldemort Came Back! (Why won't Harry Potter die?)

Disclaimer: I definitely do not own Harry Potter.

Lucius Malfoy: Master, now that you've come back what will you do?

Voldemort: Was that a rhetorical question, Lucius? I'm going to kill Harry Potter! That bastard just won't take a hint and die already!

Malfoy: My lord… Are you sure that's quite a good idea? I mean, the last two time you killed him he never quite died and I, as your humble servant, don't want to see all your hopes and dreams crushed… Again.

Voldemort: What Lucius? Have you never heard of that silly muggle expression that I don't know why I'm about to quote? "Third times the charm" I think it was. But seriously, why won't that mother ducker die?

Malfoy: I… don't know...

Voldemort: Well you should! And to be honest, he's the only one I really wanted dead. What I wasted was slaves! Why couldn't he have just went along with it, just like any other normal orphan kid would have? Hm… now that I think about it I wouldn't mind if those two damned friends of his were dead either. The mud blood book freak and the redhead spaz, I wouldn't have minded killing them.

Malfoy: Have you tried killing his friends first? He does everything with them, he'd be practically defenseless.

Voldemort: No, I haven't… I don't think so anyway, not directly. It's not a bad idea, I : Now, there's your plan! Voldemort: I need your wand.

Malfoy: Dammit. Again?

Voldemort: This time I really do need a wand. I lost mine.

Malfoy: Why don't you try Ollivander's?

Voldemort: *Huffs indignantly* I think he's biased towards me.

Malfoy: I know he is…

Voldemort: What was that?

Malfoy: Nothing, my lord. Oh, here you go, but, please, try to return this

Voldemort: I must go! To kill Harry Potter's stupid ass friends!

Malfoy: … Whatever…

Voldemort: What was that

?Malfoy: nothing, my lord.

Voldemort never came back. Make of that what you will, I left a lot of room for imagination, so, yeah… I thought of this at, like, two in the morning while I was pretending to be evil. I don't normally write like this- it was just something I thought would be cool. I'm sorry if I offended anybody, I truly DID NOT mean to. Anyway, like it? Hate it? Ambiguous or indifferent? You should tell me in a review. Please only flame if it bothers you a lot. Or not at all.

In all demigodishness,

Liz