A/N: This fic will be in drabble style, and not a very long fic. It will account times when Daphne's mouth was faster than her brain.
I don't own HP.
Daphne's Big Mouth
Chapter 1: The spoon-and-pan incident
Daphne Greengrass was many things. She was beautiful, with dirty blonde hair and light green eyes, with a curvy body and a delicate laugh. She was also smart – she got O's in Potions, Transfiguration and Charms, after all.
She also had no filter which was why she was continuously cursing herself, because her big mouth had gotten her in trouble. Again.
The first time her mouth got her in trouble was when she kept telling people about the little spat she and Theodore Nott had had during the summer. Tracy and Theodore had visited her while her parents were away, and while she was in the process of making tea, Theodore had thought it was a bright idea to touch her boob.
Well, he slapped it, probably what was supposed to be in a playful way, but she threw a spoon at him and promptly hit him on the head with a pan.
Tracy had stood, flabbergasted at the act before promptly bursting out in giggles. The boy just laughed it off, but he was hurt. Too proud to show it, and terrified of being hit again because, let's face it, Daphne was a skilled with that resorted to muggle tendencies. He probably didn't want to see what she could do with her wand.
The blonde girl didn't think she was wrong in doing it – he'd invaded her personal space and she retaliated. But that wasn't the issue.
No, the issue came a few months later. She was dating Blaise Zabini (she had no idea how that happened, but she didn't mind, because he was her best friend and it was simply a matter of time, and she did love him) and they were having a quiet evening at his house.
Then Theo showed up. Oh, goodness, that boy was asking for it.
Oh, dear annoying Theo showed up and ruined their evening, because he was an idiot. That was Daphne's idea back then, at least.
Blaise's mother came into the room and Theodore promptly told her that her son was dating a lunatic, a weird girl with violent tendencies who scared him and gave him nightmares. And something about her carnivorous cat that chewed people's faces off.
Well, Daphne might pretend to be made of ice, but she could scorch like flames. She promptly told the woman she would hopefully one day have as a mother-in-law about the spoon and pan incident.
Later Theo would whine to Blaise that what Daphne had done was unfair, mean, bitchy, yada yada yada. In front of Blaise's mother? How dare she? She had no right!
And the girl confessed her feelings too, but not after another month of iciness from Blaise because she was 'icing out his friends'. That resulted in Blaise also being told that he had to think of her feelings too. And where to stuff it if he thought his friends were innocent little lambs.
After that fight… Theodore and Daphne made peace. For a while, at least. Blaise and Daphne made peace instantly.
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