Disclaimer: Once I owned Naruto, Kakashi and Shikamaru, but sadly, I woke up.
Please enjoy!
"Hey Teme! What does 'im-pru-dent' mean?"
"Dobe, get a dictionary. If you don't understand a word, then look it up. Then maybe you can give the title of dead-last to someone else."
"Bastard!"
Later that night, Sasuke booted up his laptop. He opened a window to his most used website, UrbanDictionary dot com, and typed in the word he wanted. 'Oh. My. God. That's what Kakashi meant when he asked if I was shacking up with Naruto? Damn him!'
Author's Note: Sasuke is a highly antisocial child who was abandoned at a young age and has almost no friends. Since he had no one to tell him about dual meanings and slang, he must have had to look them up. Also, I'm starting a rumor that he doesn't know about the "birds and the bees'" dual meaning because his classmates and mentors haven't used those words yet. I hope you enjoyed! Please review!